Phineas and Ferb Porn

You know what sucks? Well, a lot of things, but right now I’m pissed that Coraline doesn’t come out in Australia until fucking May! MAY! I’ve got to wait that long, gah, punch something….!!!UIEFHU*)!!*!#($^#!&$#!Enjoy.

Of course, they had to bring the girl along, fine, whatever, 3 hours still wouldn’t be enough to help these idiots, oh well, first thing’s first, “Okay, what the three of you are going to wear, I assume none of you have dressed in black since the last funeral you got dragged along to, you see what I’m wearing? Go home, and, roughly this, but trade a hat for a beanie, don’t wear a tie and use complete gloves, if it’s not your face and it’s skin, wrap it in black. Alright, you two, go get some sealer and a vase from your house, as for you,” Oh, what can she do, uh, “You, get canned soup. A lot of it. Literally, all of it you can find from your home, actually that goes for you two as well, milk, custard, yogurt, whatever, get it, now go, get out of my sight.” That should do it, don’t want them to think too hard, they’ll burst a vessel, now then, 2 hour 58 minutes, just enough time to get everything in order, I haven’t had this much fun in a long time, hmm.

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