Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Phineas and Ferb Adolesense Chapter 1

A/N: This is the first chapter of the wicked Phineas and Ferb: Adolescence. So, Phineas and Ferb are 14 in this, and so are Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, and Django, if you remember him from Jerk De Soilel. Candace is 18, as well as Jeremy. I hope you enjoy, and if you want to see Phineas and Ferb as toddlers, see Little Phineas and Ferb, or if you want their normal ages, see The Life of Flynn and Fletcher. Again, ENJOY!!

Uh-huh, said Phineas Flynn, long orange bangs just above his eyes, his black shirt wrinkled and hand in pocket, to his cell phone. Right. Okay. Yeah, thanks, Isabella. You can just put that on the shelf. Okay, see ya at school tomorrow. Bye. He turned it off with a ping, putting it in his pocket. He turned to his stepbrother; cross-armed, he said, YeahWe did break the law.

You think? said Ferb Fletcher, in his British accent, extending his hands to the Danville Jail cell they were in.

All right, Flynn, Fletcher, you guys are coming here, said Deputy Willy, opening their cell. Phineas walked out with hands in pockets, a still look on his face, Ferb following with hands at side.

Willy dragged the boys to the interrogation room, where he sat across from them on a steel chair.

Look, okay, just to clear this up, we werent trying to break any laws, reassured Phineas to start this. He had been through this thing before. We were just, well, mining for oil. I mean, the property line between the open field and the park is pretty slim.

Yeah, well, instead of black gold, you got brown, cause ya broke a sewage pipe! shouted Deputy Willy, slapping the table with his palm.

Ferb shivered at the thought, and Phineas said, Look, were sorry! Ill pay for the cleanup, if ya need it.

Listen, Dinner Bell, boomed the Deputy, poking his finger into the 14-year-olds black shirt, Ive arrested you three times this year, and next time, Ill make sure you get sent to juvey!

Ferb extended his hand to push off the deputys, saying, Dont touch my brother

The deputy growled, pulling his hand away. Okay, get outta here, you two. Ive called your rents, theyll be in the front room. The two boys got up to leave. Before Phineas could leave, though, Willy called to the boy, Oh, and, Flynn! Remember what I told you.

Phineas rolled his eyes as he smirked, turning around to add his final remark, Whatever, communistic-driven authority figure. Oh, I mean, the man He stuck up a peace sign and walked out.

He had left the deputy growling and hitting the table.

Next Morning, Danville Middle School

Phineas walked into the hallway, and surprisingly got stares and whispers as he did. He didnt know why, entirely, but he did have a guess.

He walked to his locker, where Django Brown stood looking at him with a Dude! look, which is just what he said.

What? he asked, grabbing a book and stuffing it into his backpack.

You know, how you got arrested last night for, like, killing someone! he responded, his frizzy brown hair perking up even more.

Killing someone? I broke a sewage pipe, Django, he said sticking his hands out slightly to the side of him.

Really? he asked, disappointed. Well, thats less cool. I thought I would be able to see a body.

Yeah, no, Phineas said as he shut his locker, pulling his backpack better across his shoulder. Anyways, dude, you get the supplies?

Yeah, but, dude, ya sure you wanna do this? You could get in major trouble.

Thats never stopped me before.

A/N: Sorry its kind of short. I had a hard time writing this chapter for some reason. But, I hope you liked it. BTW, got any ideas on what Phineas is up to? Ha-ha. See ya next chapter!