Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Biology – Chapter 2

Sorry, if you read this before I edited. I was in a hurry to get this posted before I left for work so yeah…

Anyway, second chapter. Thank you for the reviews of previous chapter and please review again. Enjoy.

No one spoke. Candace stood petrified, not only of the implications Katrina might have on her family (which, judging by her parents reacting , would not be good) but primarily on the amount of trouble she would be in when her parents discovered shed violated their express orders. Jeremy glanced confounded between his girl friend, her brother and the strange British woman with green hair. Ferb continued to stare wide eyed at Katrina. His face was an impassive stone, betraying no sign of happiness or fear. He seemed to be waiting for some kind of explanation but his eyes never moved from Katrina. Like wise, the womans eyes never moved from her son. She seemed quite pleased at the development, her smile grew wider and more self satisfied. The two policemen whod accompanied her inside did not appear to care about the family drama developing before them.

The silence was broken as Phineas wandered down the stairs.

Hey, Ferb. He said, smiling obviously completely unaware of what was going on. I thought you were gonna get your tool box.

Ferb glanced uneasily at his brother. Phineas could read the look immediately. Hey. He murmured looking around the room. Whats going on?

Before anyone could answer the woman with green hair stepped toward him. Hello, young man. She said pleasantly. I am Katrina Ingleside, Ferbs mother.

Phineas raised his eyebrows in surprise. He turned to his step brother. Ferb, is this your mom?

Ferb paused before answering in a very mild tone. Biologically, yes.

Oh! One of Phineas most convenient attributes was his immediate acceptance of whatever Ferb said, without further analysis. It made for less awkward questions. Phineas turned again to Katrina this time with a smile. Cool. Im Phineas.

Katrina smiled back at him. Yes, I know.

Phineas looked intrigued. His was not an easy name to guess. People rarely looked at anyone and said You look like a Phineas.

Phineas, you and Ferb go back upstairs. Candace found her voice, though it was weaker than usual. Neither of her brothers moved. Katrina turned to her.

Theres no need for them to leave. She said, smiling. Its such a pleasure to met you all. Where is Lawrence? Her voice never lost its conversational tone but there was something sinister hidden within it that made Candace reach for Jeremys hand. He caught it.

Not a moment too soon the front door burst open and her parents hurried in. Lawrence Fletcher stopped immediately once he reached the living room. None of his children had ever seen him looking this angry. His fists were clenched and his whole body quivered with indignation.

Katrina. He finally managed to blurt out. What the hell are you doing here?

Language, Lawrence. Katrina said, her Cheshire cat smile growing wider. Our son is in the room. Along with other impressionable ears.

Lawrence Fletcher appeared too enraged to speak. His wife, standing behind him, quickly looked up and saw her sons. Boys. She said, attempting to remain calm, Go to your room.

Why? Phineas asked.

Just do it, Phineas. She ordered. Please. Well explain later.

Okay Phineas turned and walked slowly up the stairs and Linda knew she would be forced to make good on that promise. How she would explain it was a mystery? Ferb did not move.

Ferb, Linda hesitated. Whatever else Katrina Ingleside might be, she was still Ferbs biological mother. Linda could not forbid him from seeing her. Fortunately, she could delegate.

Candace. She said. Take your brother upstairs.

Candace moved instantly to obey the order, with Jeremy following quickly behind. Come on, Ferb. She said, shooing him up the stairway. Ferb moved reluctantly, never taking his eyes off the scene below. Phineas was waiting for them when they reached the boys room. He immediately went to Ferb.

Ferb. He asked carefully. Is that really your mom?

Ferb nodded.

Whats wrong with her? Phineas asked. Candace shot him a look. I mean, why are Mom and Dad acting so weird?

I dont know. Ferb sighed. Dad didnt talk about her much she left when I was very young. I havent seen her until today.

I wonder why shes back now. Jeremy said.

I dont know. Ferb looked down at the floor. My parents were two people that really shouldnt have been together.

Candace put her hand on his shoulder. Im glad they were.

Ferb looked up at her and smiled.

After a few moments of silence, Jeremy posed the question on everyones mind; So now what?

I kind of want to hear what theyre talking about. Phineas said.

Candace looked at Ferb. He nodded. Okay. She said. but we have to sneak down really quietly or theyll catch us.

Its okay, Candace. Phineas smiled. We can just lower down one of the walkie-talkies and listen in here.

Quickly, Phineas attached the communicator to one of Candaces old jump ropes that the boys had borrowed when they decided to retrain a boxing legend. He then snuck quickly out to the landing just above the living room and deftly lowered it into a potted plant.

Okay. Its on. He told them. Dont make any noise or it might pick up the frequency. He switched on the walkie-talkie.

Alright, enough games. Dad appeared to have finally regained control of his hitherto unseen temper. Why are you here?

I already told you, Lawrence. Katrina said, evenly. Im here to see our son.

The last time I heard from you, you were serving ten years in a maximum security cell for grand larceny and a number of other crimes. He growled.

How kind of you to check in. She said, sweetly. I believe the last time we were in contact was a good seven years ago. Or perhaps it was eight? Im out on parole now. Good behavior.

I somehow doubt that.

Doubt all you like. Katrina said. Im here now. Officer Miller has the papers if youd like to look at them.

There was the sound of rustling papers. After a few minutes, Lawrence asked the officers if the document was real.

Its legitimate, sir. A deep voice answered him. It came from London about a week ago. We double check all these things, though its a first for us.

But why is she here? Linda asked, barely concealing her irritation. Isnt leaving the continent a violation of parole?

Actually, Katrina said in a voice that made Candace want to scream. leaving England was a condition of my parole.

A condition?

Its very difficult to be separated from ones child. Katrinas voice suddenly lost all of its satisfaction. She appeared to have transformed into a real person for a moment. I thought of Ferb often, regretted not being able to watch him grow up. At my parole hearing, they asked was I regretted most about my crimes and I told them it was not having a relationship with my son.

You abandoned him. Lawrence said through clenched teeth.

Ive made many mistakes in my life. She admitted. None I regret more. The parole board decided to grant me weekly visits with him, that perhaps it will make me a better person.

They dont have jurisdiction here! Linda exclaimed.

They liaisoned with an American judge. Explained the cop with the low voice. He approved it.

Why werent we informed? Lawrence demanded. He was met with silence. Apparently no one had an answer. This is an outrage! You will be hearing from our lawyers. Until then this woman is not to come near my son!

Lawrence, I am his mother! Katrina protested. I have a right to see him!

You gave up that right eight years ago when you walked out on him! Lawrence shouted.

I think you should leave now. Linda spoke firmly. Youll be hearing from our attorneys.

Alright, maam. The second officer said. I dont know why you werent informed. Heres a number you can call if you need more information. Sorry to bother you.

There was a long silence before three footsteps walked out the door, closing it softly behind them. No one spoke. Candace bit her lower lip and glanced at her brother. Ferbs face was as immobile as ever, betraying no reaction to what theyd heard. Jeremy kept his mouth shut, in spite of the questions bouncing through his mind. Candaces family usually had something exciting going on but this was the first time it was more nerve wracking than exciting. Phineas mind was whizzing with questions as well. Theyd learned very little from the conversation below but what they had learned was a revelation. The lemonade stand would have to be postponed.

As usual, Ferb said nothing. After eight years, his mother was back in his life. He had almost no memory of the woman herself but he remembered clearly the damage she left behind. It wasnt that his father was openly depressed or that he drank or did any of the stereotypical things men did when their wives abandoned the family. He was simply distant. He threw himself into his work and into raising Ferb. No one else ever came into their lives before the Flynns arrived. It wasnt until Ferb saw his father with Linda Flynn that he realized theyd been missing something for so long. Hed called Linda Mom even before the two got married. He had no idea what to call Katrina.

Phineas reached forward to turn off the walkie-talkie but before he could, Dad spoke.

Im sorry, Linda.

Phineas withdrew his hand.

You couldnt have known She had finally dropped her guard. Its nobodies fault.

I should have known shed be back. Theres no way wed be that lucky to-

Shh. Ferb was glad. Mom always knew when to make his father stop talking. She paused before asking. What are we going to do about the kids?

Lawrence sighed. Theres no hope for it now. Theyve seen her, they know who she is. Theyre bound to ask questions.

As usual. She said. Ferb does have a right to know about her.

I know. He sighed. I just dont want to be the one to have to tell him.

Candace, Ferb and Phineas sat side by side on the couch, waiting for answers. Jeremy had been sent home purely as a matter of formality. Everyone knew that Candace would call him immediately after the meeting was over. Their father had his glasses off and was rubbing his forehead. Mom was pacing and drinking another cup of coffee. They looked more stressed than Ferb had ever seen them. He couldnt blame them. Theyd begun the day thinking they were going to an antique convention and not three hours later their lives had changed irrevocably. He wondered if there was not something stronger than coffee in Moms mug.

Alright. Lawrence said in a determined voice, putting his glasses back on. Im sure you all have questions but I think its best if I start from the beginning and tell you everything.

They waited, though Phineas squirmed slightly with curiosity, for Dads story.

I met Katrina Ingleside about a year before you were born, Ferb, in the little known region of Druselstein, near Germany. We were on an archeological dig, trying to uncover the tomb of Doofenshirmirtz, one of the earliest Druselsteinian inventors. It was believed that some of his greatest inventions, to the scale of Leonardo Da Vinci in Italy, were buried with him.

We were both young. Itd been years since Id felt that way about anyone. Now I wonder if she really felt the same or- He stopped abruptly, looking at Ferb, Anyway, we- we had sex and were married, at my insistence, about a month later. Katrina never really wanted to tie herself down but I thought that perhaps over time she would change her mind. I was happy with my growing family and my work. We were nearing the secret tomb of Doofenshirmirtz, so close to finding the treasure. Katrina was not content. I see that now.

When you were born, Ferb, it was the happiest day of my life. He smiled. You changed my life. I was certain youd also change Katrinas outlook but she seemed more and more distant. We fought a lot and she seemed increasingly obsessed with what wed found in Doofenshirmirtzs tomb. They were plans of the most horrible kind, impossible to build in the time they were written but disturbing nonetheless. Roughly translated it was called the Disintinator, a device planned as a weapon, destroying armies in whatever direction it was fired. The Druselsteinian government didnt want such a black part of their history exposed to the public so it was locked away in a government volt. Katrina and I returned to England.

Two years after you were born, Katrina left with out a word. I was over whelmed. The fantasy Id been carrying on, that we were a normal family with problems but basically happy, was shattered. Even worse, when she left, the plans for the Disintinator were disappeared from Druselstein a few months later. The Druselstein government contacted me and asked if I knew who would have wanted them. I had no idea but a year afterwards, Katrina was caught when one of her confederates betrayed her. The plans were never recovered. The last time I saw her was when I testified at her trial. We divorced officially that day. She said she had no interest in being a part of our family.

Why is she here now? Phineas asked. It was clever of him, Ferb thought, to ask what they already knew. To his credit, Dad explained everything exactly how theyd heard on the walkie-talkie, ending with, Your mother made an appointment with the lawyer. Were going to fight this. Dont worry.

No. Ferb said softly.

Everyone stared at him. His fathers expression did not change but Ferb could see his lips quiver slightly and his Adams apple bob. Ferb? He asked in a soft voice.

Ferb sighed. Another reason he didnt speak much was because he never felt like he phrased things correctly. Phineas was much better at expressing what he wanted and Candace could talk circles around the two of them. Ferb had a much harder time with communication but if he didnt speak now, no one would.

She is my mother. He said slowly. If shes really changed Id like to get to know to her. Please.

We dont know that she has changed, Ferb. His dad reminded gently. Linda came forward, placing her hand on her husband shoulder.

If its what you want, Ferb she said, Then we wont prosecute her. Will we, Lawrence?

Dad glanced anxiously between Ferb and his wife. Finally he nodded. Alright, Linda. If you think its better.

She nodded.

Ferb smiled slightly. Linda could always be counted on to see reason. Whatever blood he shared with Katrina, Linda would always be his mom.

Thank you.

Aww… I found that heart warming. Anyway, please review.