Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: A New Villain Chapter 5

A New Villain

Doofenshmirtz and
Brandon were now locked in combat. It was robot against robot,
doctor against young professor in a battle of wits and butt kicking
capabilities. Sadly, Doofenshmirtzs robot still wasnt powerful
enough as Brandons robot forced it up against the wall.

Face it,
Doofenshmirtz, youre finished! Brandon laughed as the mad
doctor sighed and said, Hes right. Whats the use? His
inventions are just too powerful for me.

But as all seemed lost,
a familiar blue platypus smashed through the window and kicked
Brandons robot in the face causing enough minor damage to halt the
attack for now.

Perry the Platypus!
Doofenshmirtz spat, I cant believe it! Well, with both of us
working together, nothing can stop us! So, my sworn enemy who I
despise more than anyone else in the world, will you help me get my
lab back?

Perry thought hard
about this and decided that having Doofenshmirtz as an enemy was just
how it should have been, and nothing would change that. He held out
his arm and the two shook hands well, it was with Doofenshmirtzs
robots hand, but you get the point.

Around this time,
Candace and Jeremy were at the Love Handle concert. Things were
certainly nice tonight. The sun was bright in the sky, the birds
were having a wonderful time and Vanessa was also attending the
concert.

This is the best
date Ive ever been on, Candace said as Jeremy looked at her and
she added, Its also the only date Ive been on. Of course
Ive never had another boyfriend.

The sad fact was that
this was true. Jeremy was the first boy shed ever gone out with.

Although the perfect
night wasnt meant to last as Candace noticed the whole family was
also there. She should have seen this coming. Her mom and dad were
huge fans of Love Handle while Phineas and Ferb were the whole reason
they even got back together in the first place.

But none the less,
nothing was going to ruin this night. Love Handle started up their
most successful song and every couple there started to dance.

Sadly, Vanessa didnt
have a date. She and her boyfriend had broken up recently, so she
had no one to dance with.

She sighed before
noticing Ferb next to her with his arm out and shrugged. So she was
dancing with a 10-year-old kid. She could have done worse, right?

(Disclaimer: The
following song is actually from the show this time. I may have
written the others, but this ones owned by Disney)

Everyone got into the
dancing spirit as the band played a lovely tune and sang the
following:

I
should’ve known from how I felt when we were together and even more
when we were apart. You tiptoe in and you get under my skin! You
snuck your way right into my heart. I put up barriers to seal our
emotions; a wall that we could never break apart. Like a ninja of
love repelling up from above, you snuck your way right into my heart!
You snuck your way right into my heart!

Linda
and Lawrence were reliving the moment they had shared on their
anniversary night, which was the time Love Handle had even gotten
back together. Despite agreeing to a one-night reunion, they had
enjoyed that time so much, they decided to have one last concert
before truly splitting up.

Candace and Jeremy were
enjoying the moment as well while Vanessa had to admit that Ferb was
actually a very good dancer. It was a shame he couldnt be 7 years
older. She probably would have been happy with him as a boyfriend.

Isabella walked over to
Phineas and asked, Hey, Phineas, do you want to dance?

Phineas shrugged and
said, Sure, and took her hand as the two joined everyone else
in this slow dance. Course, Phineas just did it so he wouldnt be
bored. It was still unknown as to whether or not he understood what
the girl was doing and shared her views on this whole thing.

Perry covered Brandons
screen causing him to lose sight of his opponent while Doofenshmirtz
had his robot ram its fist into Brandons. Then Perry unhinged a
couple of screws knocking off the robots arms and Doofenshmirtz
finished it off with one last blow to the window that the pilot or
driver or whatever you call the one inside the robot was meant to sit
behind.

Wow, we did it,
Perry the Platypus! Doofenshmirtz exclaimed with joy, When we
worked as a team, we were unstoppable!

Perry nodded and let
out a growling noise, which is apparently the sound a platypus makes
to communicate, as Brandons robot started to sputter.

YOU FOOLS!!
Brandon shouted while laughing maniacally, YOU JUST ACTIVATED THE
BACKUP MECHANISM!!

At that moment, the
robot leapt outside and grew to the size of an apartment building. Then it crushed the roof of the lab as Doofenshmirtzs eyes
widened.

What can I do, Perry
the Platypus? he asked, now on his knees, He really is too good
for me. I cant do this. I give up.

Perry had to admit,
even he didnt see any way to stop something this huge. To make
matters worse, the robot was now headed off toward the Love Handle
concert.

WHY ARE YOU GOING TO
THE LOVE HANDLE CONCERT!! Doofenshmirtz cried out as Brandon
remarked in a loud voice, I HATE THEIR MUSIC!! I WANT THEM TO
DIE!!

This was even more
shocking. He hated Love Handle? That was pure evil to the extreme. Even most evil villains loved their music. But wait. There was one
thing that was even more important right now.

VANESSA IS PROBABLY
AT THAT CONCERT!! Doofenshmirtz shouted as he said, Perry the
Platypus, you try to find a way to stop that robot. I have to save
mein daughter.

With that, he took off
on his own much smaller robot and used its rocket thrusters to hurry
to the concert as soon as possible. No way was his daughter going to
die. Hed treated her like an evil servant on the weekends that
she came over to visit him, and now was the time to actually do
something right.

He may have wanted
world domination, but that was just it. He wanted this gig for
himself. No way was some bratty teenager going to take over his role
in life.

Candace and Jeremy
looked each other in the eye as Love Handle finished their song and
locked lips for the first time. Sure, her family was there. Yes, it
was embarrassing. But all the same, this night was too perfect for
anything to ruin it.

Phineas had to admit,
this slow dancing wasnt such a waste of time for him, but he was
shocked when Isabella gave him a peck on the cheek and laughed
nervously afterwards, blushing.

I never realized it
before, Phineas said, but you have nice hair.

For a ten year old boy,
this was a big step to just out-right say that sort of thing.

Doofenshmirtz growled
as it seemed he couldnt outrun the robot even with his rocket
thrusters. He had no choice. He had to stop Brandon now.

He may not have been
good enough to destroy the robot, but he could slow it down. He
remembered a secret button on the robot and mashed on it as 2 balls
attached to a rope came spinning out and tied themselves to the
robots legs causing it to trip and fall flat on its face,
surprisingly not damaging any of the nearby buildings.

Catch you on the
flipside, dude! Doofenshmirtz taunted, trying his best to
communicate with a teenager.

Brandon fumed with
anger now. He absolutely hated it when adults thought that all
teenagers talked like freaks. Then again, he also blamed the kids
who would often act gangster to seem grown up, but still, parents
should not have even been attempting to speak teenager because they
had no idea how to talk like one.

While Doofenshmirtz was
just moments away from the concert, the rope was snapped and
Brandons robot got up with more ease than one would expect for a
huge robot such as his.

However, Brandon failed
to notice that Perry was now clinging onto the robots leg and
climbing up to its control center. He knew there had to be some sort
of wiring keeping it alive and he was going to find it. There was no
way a robot could have everlasting power just like that. He was
willing to find the source of its power and destroy it at all cost.

The concert was still
going great and no one had a single complaint until they saw a big
robot fly into the area.

Whats with this
robot? asked Bobby Fabulous, a man with fancy white hair and an
ego that could overpower the universe.

I have no idea,
said Danny, the hippy guitarist and singer of the group, This
wasnt in the plan.

Then everyone gasped
when they saw an even bigger robot enter from behind the little one
and started to flee in panic.

The robot just about
stepped on Vanessa as Ferb was about to push her out of the way, but
Doofenshmirtz beat him to it and saved them both.

Ach, who is this
ugly little kid? Doofenshmirtz snapped as he placed Ferb back on
the ground and took off to a safer spot with his daughter.

Daddy, you saved
me, Vanessa said hugging the robot as the robot patted her back
and Doofenshmirtz sniffed saying, You havent called me daddy in
years.

Dad, I must admit
something, Vanessa said, Ive always been embarrassed of
having an evil villain for a father.

Really?
Doofenshmirtz retorted, I thought you enjoyed doing evil stuff for
me.

No, dad, Vanessa
said, I just go along with it to make you happy, but even though I
dont care for your career choice I love you, dad.

The two shared a hug as
the people present in the area let out a big aw before
screaming in terror some more at the sight of the giant robot.

Linda just stared at
this, looking speechless. This was very unusual. She never would
have guessed that there was an evil villain living amongst them. She
wanted to know a few things now.