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Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: The Chaotic Christmas – Chapter Three

Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: The Chaotic Christmas – Chapter Three

Chapter 3

Guys, I need you in the front lawn! Phineas called, trying to get everyone together. Okay, he started, its starting to get dark and we all have to go home in a few minutes, so lets make sure we have everything ready for tomorrow.

Isabella, The Fireside Girls, and Ferb lined up as they prepared for Phineass check list.

Isabella, Phineas started.

Yes?

Do you have the reindeer tied to the sled?

Yes, theyre all in the back yard and ready to be moved tomorrow.

Great. Christmas trees?

Theyre in stands, watered, lit, tinseled, and ornamented.

Ex-cel-lent Phineas carefully pronounced each syllable as he crossed out another item on his clip board. He moved on to The Fireside Girls.

Girls?

Sir! they all said in unison, answering as though they were in the military.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The sleepover of crushes Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The sleepover of crushes Chapter 1

One day 9 year old
Phineas Flynn woke up on an early July morning at 6:59

Ha, ha your never
goanna beat me Mr. alarm clock.

He then threw a pillow
at his stepbrother Ferb Fletcher, but surprisingly he caught it and
threw it back at him. They both had a race to get downstairs it was a
tie then Ferb got the milk out of the fridge and Phineas got the box
of cereal out of a cupboard then he saw there was a prize at the
bottom so he shook the box and got the prize it was a bed and a man
on it he then said to his brother: Hey, Ferb I know what were
goanna do today! Well in the evening. He then whispered
something in his ear.

As they walked outside
a young girl with black hair and hearts in her eyes pointing at
Phineas, walked up to boys. Heyyy Phineas.

Oh hey Isabella,
he answered back. Whatcha doing. Nothing at the moment,
but we are doing something later. What? Id like to
tell you, but its a surprise, its at 5:00, but Im not
telling you when it ends. I guess we can play something for
now

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Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: God Save The Princess Chapter Two

Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: God Save The Princess Chapter Two

Direction

Lawrence was the kind of man who kept everything in a specific order; his treasured memories in a toolbox, his painting by numbers set in his study and his vast amounts of antiques in various boxes around the house. Despite it not being in a particularly orderly order, it was his order nonetheless, and he could find anything with ease in this manner. And so it always stunned Linda, at how this man, who could find his old fishing set and Love Handel records in record time amongst the junk that he owned, that every single time he got into his car, he would always enter on the wrong side.

Lawrence, she sighed once again, as he rolled down the passenger window to accommodate her gentle reminder. Youve done it again.

And then, he would always wear the same look of bewilderment as she said this, which both infuriated and amused her, before he would glance to the steering wheel to the left of him and exclaim the same thing every single time.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Biology – Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Biology – Chapter 3

Sorry about the delay in posting this but it’s really long. At least it’s long for me. I hope it’ll be worth the wait.

Mom! Mom! Mom! Candace Flynn pushed her mother towards the back door. You gotta see this!

Candace, how important is this? Linda asked exasperated. Im waiting for an important phone call.

Come on, itll just take a minute! Her daughter grinned. Phineas and Ferb started a platypus themed t-shirt factory and they have workers and a show room and motivational videos that really work!

Do they now? Linda glanced out the window to see her sons and their friends standing under the oak tree, apparently doing nothing. Hi, boys! What are you doing?

Hi, Mom! Phineas waved. We made platypus themed t-shirts! He held up a green shirt with a crudely drawn picture of a platypus.

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Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Because Its Joy Chapter 7

Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Because Its Joy Chapter 7

You know what sucks? Well, a lot of things, but right now I’m pissed that Coraline doesn’t come out in Australia until fucking May! MAY! I’ve got to wait that long, gah, punch something….!!!UIEFHU*)!!*!#($^#!&$#!Enjoy.

Of course, they had to bring the girl along, fine, whatever, 3 hours still wouldn’t be enough to help these idiots, oh well, first thing’s first, “Okay, what the three of you are going to wear, I assume none of you have dressed in black since the last funeral you got dragged along to, you see what I’m wearing? Go home, and, roughly this, but trade a hat for a beanie, don’t wear a tie and use complete gloves, if it’s not your face and it’s skin, wrap it in black. Alright, you two, go get some sealer and a vase from your house, as for you,” Oh, what can she do, uh, “You, get canned soup. A lot of it. Literally, all of it you can find from your home, actually that goes for you two as well, milk, custard, yogurt, whatever, get it, now go, get out of my sight.” That should do it, don’t want them to think too hard, they’ll burst a vessel, now then, 2 hour 58 minutes, just enough time to get everything in order, I haven’t had this much fun in a long time, hmm.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Green Haired Boy – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Green Haired Boy – Chapter 1

Ferb and Vanessa 3 I really
dont get why I like them so much but I do :). Basically this
one-shot is about how Vanessa felt with their 2 encounters. :] ha-ha
not sure if its good or not but please R&R. thx.

The Blueprint Shop

My stupid father, my really stupid
father; hes got me picking up his blueprints for him. I walked
into the shop to see a green haired boy at the counter. I went up
next to him and waited for the lady who worked there.

So what do you need sweetie?
the lady behind the counter asked as she handed the green haired boy
his plans.

Im here to pick up an order
for Doofenshmirtz, I replied.

Oh yes your daddy just called,
she said as she walked back to get my dads order.

I turned to the green haired boy.
Hey hows it going? I asked looking at him really for the
first time. His left eye was a little bigger than his right, and he
had a square like nose. His hair fell over his face just a little.
Actually he wasnt that bad looking for a kid.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets – Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets – Chapter 3

Isabella’s P.O.V.
I wake up to George shaking me, he does this every day at exactly 9:00 A.M. When I try to sit up I get my first surprise of the day, Perry is curled up on my chest and sleeping peacefully. He wakes up when I move, he looks at me and chatters loudly, then walks out of my room. As I take a shower I wonder how he managed to get in, I remember that he is a secret agent and think about the day I found it out. I am trapped in a cage by Vanessa’s father, Perry is standing between me and Doofenshmirts. He is wearing a cute little brown hat and is giving Doofenshmirts a look that would have curdled milk, Doofenshmirts starts talking to Perry as I sit in my cage and think about how I finally get Phineas to notice me then get trapped in a cage where I’ll probably never see him again. Perry jumps up and punches Doofenshmirts in the face, Perry frees me from my cage, then leads me to a hover-jet. He gets in and motions for me to do the same. I turn the water off and step out of the shower. As I get dressed, I wonder why Perry is in my house. As I walk into the kitchen I see George balancing knives on his hands, He throws them to me as I walk in. I catch them out of reflex and tuck them into their sheaths, one behind the sash on my shoulder and one in my wasteband. As I start to eat some Lucky Charms, George walks over to a window and looks at Phineas and Ferb’s house. I look too and see Linda and Lawrence get into their car and drive away, Candace is nowhere to be seen. George points to Buford’s house, I look and see him with a few friends heading for the Flynn-Fletcher household. Phineas and Ferb are looking for something and don’t notice, Buford charges at Phineas and sends him flying into a tree trunk. Phineas slides down it with a groan, touches the back of his head, then gets hit in the face by Buford. Ferb has two people that i haven’t seen before on him while Baljeet is following Buford around like an obedient dog. I set down my uneaten cereal and stand up, then see Perry laying in a doorway. I walk over and pick him up, he chatters excitedly as I stroke his back. Then I follow George over to Phineas’s house, I see Phineas trying to get up and rush over to help. Buford tries to attack me while I am helping Phineas to his feet. George pops out of the shadows, grabs his arm in mid-swing,and throws him into Baljeet. As Phineas gives me a kiss I feel Perry go rigid in my arms, I see Baljeet and Buford pull knives on George, who appears to have only his cane. I try to get to George but Bufords friends block my path, I look down at Perry, who looks up and nods. I give the two the same smile George had given Buford yesterday, they hesitate, so I throw Perry at them. He sinks his spurs into one’s face as the other charges at me with what appears to be a steak knife, I dodge his cut as Baljeet flies by with the marks of his fight with George. I pull out the knife in my waistband and sink it into the foot of the person i’m fighting with. Two more people go after George as Baljeet gets back into the fight, George still has the smile on his face even though four blades are pointing at him, he twists his cane and pulls. A sword comes out of the cane, still gripping the snake’s head, he lunges at Baljeet. But instead of stabbing him, he takes the base of the cane and smashes it into his head, knocking him unconsious. The two that were facing George were looking like they regretted coming, Perry is pounding the the one I threw him at. I have never seen him hit anyone so hard, not even Doofenshmirts had ended up as bad as this guy. The other was trying to dig my knife out of his foot, I take the knife out of my sash and hit him in the temple with it, I pull my blade out of his foot after i’m sure he’s unconsious. Ferb is still fighting two more people and has Phineas protecting his back against another one. I slouch into the shadows and head to where George is, as I do I recall what he told me a few years ago. We are standing in our backyard, we are both holding sticks and getting ready to spar. He wants me to be able to protect myself, as we take a defensive stance he tells me “When you are trying to hide, move slowly to reduce noise. And when you do make noise that alerts them, freeze. Most people confuse speed with stealth, which gets them caught. As I head towards George he allows himself to be backed into the shadows, I step on a stick and it breaks, which causes Buford and his friends to turn around. I dash away from George, hoping they see the movement. They try and catch a sight of me as George seems to melt into the shadows behind them, they turn around to find he’s gone. Thinking he ran, they go for Ferb and Phineas. Two of Bufords friends fall, it is obvious why, one of them has George’s sword sticking out of his back while the other has his own knife in his chest. I’ll never be able to figure out how he does it, I shake my head as he steps out of the shadows that hide him and takes his sword out of the back that it is stuck in. I sneak up behind Buford, jump on his shoulders, and sink my knives into his shoulders. I surprisingly miss anything vital, but now his arms are useless. Buford looks crestfallen as he realizes that his arms are now useless, he calls for his friends and starts to leave. He looks at me, charges at me, and has Perry jump on him from behind. I turn away from an unconsious Phineas in time to grab Perry, who was thrown by Baljeet. Vanessa walks over and sees Ferb fighting with his two opponents. “Phil, Chris! Why are you attacking my boyfriend?” The two boys take a look at Ferb, then at Vanessa, and laugh. She turns red, pulls out her fathers gun, grins, and catches them on fire. Ferb manages to wake Phineas up, as the two try to put themselves out. George cleans his sword on the grass, hands me mine, and starts laughing as I walk over to Phineas, put down Perry, and kiss Phineas. He cries out in pain and looks down, I follow his gaze and see Perry right next to him. I look at Phineas’s leg, and see the same holes that Ferb has in his hand. I look at Perry, but he is glaring at Phineas. Across the yard, Ferb looks at me and Perry thoughtfully. I also notice George staring at me, this day just gets weirder and weirder.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Baby Goo Goo – Chapter 2

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Baby Goo Goo – Chapter 2

Now, I want everyone to stay away and be patient and calm. Were just going to help Linda Flynn out. Says the nurse.

HELP! says Linda.

(We are now found of Doofys plan.)

Perry walks over near Doofy as Perry only has 15 minutes to foil Doofys plan.

Hey Perry, do you like my new trap? I got it from a hospital. Youre just in time to see my new plan! I call it, the Get-Rid-Of-Baby-inator! I will use it, to rid oll of the babies, oh, and every baby item in the tri-state area! Now I will have nicer dreams instead of terrible dreams! says Doofensmirtz.

(Back at the hospital)

All the nurses were all talking chit-chat as Linda screams and has a relationship

(she now imagines these clips of episodes: Rollercoaster, Flop Starz, Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror!, Voyage to the Bottom of Buford, Attack of The 50 Foot Sister!, Dude, Were Getting the Band Back Together, and an episode from Chowder called Certification Class, then, it happens.)

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Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Pools Day Out – Chapter Two

Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Pools Day Out – Chapter Two

Isabella swam up to Phineas doing a backstroke Hey Phineas

Hey Isabella! Whatcha dooooin?

The Fireside girls and I are working on our synchronised swimming badges. Whatcha doooin?

Well Ferb and I thought the slide here was lacking a little so we improved it

Isabella looked up at the red and green slide in front of her although it looked more like a giant fort. It was 50ft tall with tires and ropes hanging from it, the slide itself roared with water and millions of bubbles frothed near the mouth of the slide. Isabella beamed wow! Once again you guys you have excelled yourselves!

Candace marched over Ok what is going on here?

Phineas waved Hey Candace we just built a huge slide want to have a go?

Ooooh when I tell Tim about this you guys are going to be so busted!

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Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: The Chaotic Christmas Chapter Four

Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: The Chaotic Christmas Chapter Four

Chapter 4

Agent P parked his hover-car on top of Charlene and Vanessas house, and then quietly inched toward an open window. He slowly turned his head to the left so he could peek inside the house. Perry saw Vanessa sitting on her bed listening to her iPod. Lucky for him, he didnt have to travel all over the house to look for her.

Agent P jumped through the window, but stumbled as he hit the ground, landing flat on his face. Vanessa noticed the sudden noise, turned around, and of course, saw Perry.

You! she yelled. Youre that that that platypus my dad fights! What are you?

Before she could finish, Perry had his hand over Vanessas mouth to stop her from attracting too much attention.

Vanessa? he heard Charlene say from downstairs. What was that noise? And why are you yelling?

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