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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Biology – Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Biology – Chapter 3

Sorry about the delay in posting this but it’s really long. At least it’s long for me. I hope it’ll be worth the wait.

Mom! Mom! Mom! Candace Flynn pushed her mother towards the back door. You gotta see this!

Candace, how important is this? Linda asked exasperated. Im waiting for an important phone call.

Come on, itll just take a minute! Her daughter grinned. Phineas and Ferb started a platypus themed t-shirt factory and they have workers and a show room and motivational videos that really work!

Do they now? Linda glanced out the window to see her sons and their friends standing under the oak tree, apparently doing nothing. Hi, boys! What are you doing?

Hi, Mom! Phineas waved. We made platypus themed t-shirts! He held up a green shirt with a crudely drawn picture of a platypus.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets – Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets – Chapter 3

Isabella’s P.O.V.
I wake up to George shaking me, he does this every day at exactly 9:00 A.M. When I try to sit up I get my first surprise of the day, Perry is curled up on my chest and sleeping peacefully. He wakes up when I move, he looks at me and chatters loudly, then walks out of my room. As I take a shower I wonder how he managed to get in, I remember that he is a secret agent and think about the day I found it out. I am trapped in a cage by Vanessa’s father, Perry is standing between me and Doofenshmirts. He is wearing a cute little brown hat and is giving Doofenshmirts a look that would have curdled milk, Doofenshmirts starts talking to Perry as I sit in my cage and think about how I finally get Phineas to notice me then get trapped in a cage where I’ll probably never see him again. Perry jumps up and punches Doofenshmirts in the face, Perry frees me from my cage, then leads me to a hover-jet. He gets in and motions for me to do the same. I turn the water off and step out of the shower. As I get dressed, I wonder why Perry is in my house. As I walk into the kitchen I see George balancing knives on his hands, He throws them to me as I walk in. I catch them out of reflex and tuck them into their sheaths, one behind the sash on my shoulder and one in my wasteband. As I start to eat some Lucky Charms, George walks over to a window and looks at Phineas and Ferb’s house. I look too and see Linda and Lawrence get into their car and drive away, Candace is nowhere to be seen. George points to Buford’s house, I look and see him with a few friends heading for the Flynn-Fletcher household. Phineas and Ferb are looking for something and don’t notice, Buford charges at Phineas and sends him flying into a tree trunk. Phineas slides down it with a groan, touches the back of his head, then gets hit in the face by Buford. Ferb has two people that i haven’t seen before on him while Baljeet is following Buford around like an obedient dog. I set down my uneaten cereal and stand up, then see Perry laying in a doorway. I walk over and pick him up, he chatters excitedly as I stroke his back. Then I follow George over to Phineas’s house, I see Phineas trying to get up and rush over to help. Buford tries to attack me while I am helping Phineas to his feet. George pops out of the shadows, grabs his arm in mid-swing,and throws him into Baljeet. As Phineas gives me a kiss I feel Perry go rigid in my arms, I see Baljeet and Buford pull knives on George, who appears to have only his cane. I try to get to George but Bufords friends block my path, I look down at Perry, who looks up and nods. I give the two the same smile George had given Buford yesterday, they hesitate, so I throw Perry at them. He sinks his spurs into one’s face as the other charges at me with what appears to be a steak knife, I dodge his cut as Baljeet flies by with the marks of his fight with George. I pull out the knife in my waistband and sink it into the foot of the person i’m fighting with. Two more people go after George as Baljeet gets back into the fight, George still has the smile on his face even though four blades are pointing at him, he twists his cane and pulls. A sword comes out of the cane, still gripping the snake’s head, he lunges at Baljeet. But instead of stabbing him, he takes the base of the cane and smashes it into his head, knocking him unconsious. The two that were facing George were looking like they regretted coming, Perry is pounding the the one I threw him at. I have never seen him hit anyone so hard, not even Doofenshmirts had ended up as bad as this guy. The other was trying to dig my knife out of his foot, I take the knife out of my sash and hit him in the temple with it, I pull my blade out of his foot after i’m sure he’s unconsious. Ferb is still fighting two more people and has Phineas protecting his back against another one. I slouch into the shadows and head to where George is, as I do I recall what he told me a few years ago. We are standing in our backyard, we are both holding sticks and getting ready to spar. He wants me to be able to protect myself, as we take a defensive stance he tells me “When you are trying to hide, move slowly to reduce noise. And when you do make noise that alerts them, freeze. Most people confuse speed with stealth, which gets them caught. As I head towards George he allows himself to be backed into the shadows, I step on a stick and it breaks, which causes Buford and his friends to turn around. I dash away from George, hoping they see the movement. They try and catch a sight of me as George seems to melt into the shadows behind them, they turn around to find he’s gone. Thinking he ran, they go for Ferb and Phineas. Two of Bufords friends fall, it is obvious why, one of them has George’s sword sticking out of his back while the other has his own knife in his chest. I’ll never be able to figure out how he does it, I shake my head as he steps out of the shadows that hide him and takes his sword out of the back that it is stuck in. I sneak up behind Buford, jump on his shoulders, and sink my knives into his shoulders. I surprisingly miss anything vital, but now his arms are useless. Buford looks crestfallen as he realizes that his arms are now useless, he calls for his friends and starts to leave. He looks at me, charges at me, and has Perry jump on him from behind. I turn away from an unconsious Phineas in time to grab Perry, who was thrown by Baljeet. Vanessa walks over and sees Ferb fighting with his two opponents. “Phil, Chris! Why are you attacking my boyfriend?” The two boys take a look at Ferb, then at Vanessa, and laugh. She turns red, pulls out her fathers gun, grins, and catches them on fire. Ferb manages to wake Phineas up, as the two try to put themselves out. George cleans his sword on the grass, hands me mine, and starts laughing as I walk over to Phineas, put down Perry, and kiss Phineas. He cries out in pain and looks down, I follow his gaze and see Perry right next to him. I look at Phineas’s leg, and see the same holes that Ferb has in his hand. I look at Perry, but he is glaring at Phineas. Across the yard, Ferb looks at me and Perry thoughtfully. I also notice George staring at me, this day just gets weirder and weirder.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Baby Goo Goo – Chapter 2

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Baby Goo Goo – Chapter 2

Now, I want everyone to stay away and be patient and calm. Were just going to help Linda Flynn out. Says the nurse.

HELP! says Linda.

(We are now found of Doofys plan.)

Perry walks over near Doofy as Perry only has 15 minutes to foil Doofys plan.

Hey Perry, do you like my new trap? I got it from a hospital. Youre just in time to see my new plan! I call it, the Get-Rid-Of-Baby-inator! I will use it, to rid oll of the babies, oh, and every baby item in the tri-state area! Now I will have nicer dreams instead of terrible dreams! says Doofensmirtz.

(Back at the hospital)

All the nurses were all talking chit-chat as Linda screams and has a relationship

(she now imagines these clips of episodes: Rollercoaster, Flop Starz, Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror!, Voyage to the Bottom of Buford, Attack of The 50 Foot Sister!, Dude, Were Getting the Band Back Together, and an episode from Chowder called Certification Class, then, it happens.)

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Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Pools Day Out – Chapter Two

Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Pools Day Out – Chapter Two

Isabella swam up to Phineas doing a backstroke Hey Phineas

Hey Isabella! Whatcha dooooin?

The Fireside girls and I are working on our synchronised swimming badges. Whatcha doooin?

Well Ferb and I thought the slide here was lacking a little so we improved it

Isabella looked up at the red and green slide in front of her although it looked more like a giant fort. It was 50ft tall with tires and ropes hanging from it, the slide itself roared with water and millions of bubbles frothed near the mouth of the slide. Isabella beamed wow! Once again you guys you have excelled yourselves!

Candace marched over Ok what is going on here?

Phineas waved Hey Candace we just built a huge slide want to have a go?

Ooooh when I tell Tim about this you guys are going to be so busted!

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Hearts Failing Hopes Falling Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Hearts Failing Hopes Falling Chapter 1

Hearts Failing, Hopes Falling

A Brandie Delanie Creation

Disclaimer: I dont own Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Perry or any other character seen on Phineas and Ferb. The only thing I own is the laptop Im typing on. Oh, wait; its my familys laptop!

Authors Note: This is a story of troubles of living with a family member in the hospital, barely clinging to life. If youve been in that situation, youll understand the meaning of the story.

Spoiler: Perry is very worried about Phineas, since hes known him for a long time. Doofenshmirtz, Monogram and Karl are all worried about Perry and, to some extent, Phineas. Even though they barely know him, they were worried just the same.

Phineas woke up to a misty morning. He looked over at his brother, Ferb, who was still asleep. Phineas took his rubber ball and threw it at his brother, saying, Hey, wake up, sleepy! Ferb sat up in bed and looked at his brother with a reproachful look.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Hearts Failing Hopes Falling – Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Hearts Failing Hopes Falling – Chapter 3

Hearts
Failing, Hopes Falling

A
Brandie Delanie Creation

Disclaimer:
I dont own Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Perry or any other character
seen on Phineas and Ferb. The only thing I own is the laptop Im
typing on. Oh, wait; its my familys laptop!

Authors
Note: This is a story of troubles of living with a family member in
the hospital, barely clinging to life. If youve been in that
situation, youll understand the meaning of the story.

Spoiler:
Perry is very worried about Phineas, since hes known him for a
long time. Doofenshmirtz, Monogram and Karl are all worried about
Perry and, to some extent, Phineas. Even though they barely know him,
they were worried just the same.

Phineas
woke up to a misty morning. He looked over at his brother, Ferb, who
was still asleep. Phineas took his rubber ball and threw it at his
brother, saying, Hey, wake up, sleepy! Ferb sat up in bed and
looked at his brother with a reproachful look.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: one month vacation Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: one month vacation Chapter 1

AN: Hey people in the
world! At the end of my last fic An i dont like you on the
sea, i said my next fic would be happy ever after, but its
not.

8:27, Flynn and
Fletcher’s house.

Phineas and Ferb were
playing video game:

You can’t beat me, Ferb!

Then Ferb won the game at
the same second.

Their mom comes in:

Hey boys, it’s almost
time for you to go to bed.

But mom were on
vacation! – said Phineas like “did she miss her cap???”

Well, actually, you were
on vacation.

What?- Hey, where’s
Perry?

Meanwhile, Perry goes to
his secret hideout, and Major monogram appears on the screen:

Hey agent P. Dr.
Doofenzmirth ordered 300 notebooks…

the item appears on the
screen along with the number 300.

…700 pencils..

the item appears on the
screen along with the number 700.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Phineas and Ferb The Love Story Chapter 2

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Phineas and Ferb The Love Story Chapter 2

Chapter Two: The Truth

The next day, Phineas
had planned to go to the place trough the portal with Isabella. He
was gonna tell her something important. He dressed usual, and opened
the portal. When he entered, he saw a forest with a center on it with
a waterfall. He saw Isabella sit on a rock near the waterfalls
lake.

He walked to her and
sits by her side. Hi she said. Hi he said back kind of
blushing. Sowhyd you wanted me to come? she asked.

UhermwellI
kind ofuhyou know Phineas said blushing like a tomato.

Isabella was confused
but happy. She loooved a guy whos not afraid to express how he
feels. Uhyes? she said.

Phineas took a veeery
deep breath and started talking. Well, you know. Youve been my
first and almost every friend Ive got since we moved here and

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: An i dont like you on the sea Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: An i dont like you on the sea Chapter 1

phineas and ferb were
sitting next to their backyard tree, listening to the radio:

Radio guy(Robbie): and
today is a great day to stay home listening to the radio…

Meanwhile with Candace, on
the phone:

Stacy, you won’t believe
it, yersterday i was

walking on the amusement
park roller coaster and Jeremy was 15 seats after me!!! it was just,
just incredible…

With the boys:

A guy walks by their house
with a miniature boat.

Phineas: i know what we’re
gonna do today! we’re gonna make a cruise! Ferb, please go to the
blueprints world and get a five star ship project please.

Ferb nodded in agreement
and went to the blueprints world.

Hey, where’s Perry???

Perry enterred into the
trashcan and went to “the place i don’t know the name but you
guys know where it is”.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Phineas and Ferb The Love Story Chapter 5

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Phineas and Ferb The Love Story Chapter 5

Phineas and Isabella
were sitting on the sidewalk, listening to the Love Handel CD on a CD
Player.

I shouldve known
from how I felt,

When we were
together

Phineas stared at
Isabella and she did the same. Their faces became closer and
closeruntil

Phineas! someone
yelled, very loud actually.

Phineas looked back. He
saw Candace and him and Isabella blushed violently.

Phineas come
here! Candace said.

Come with me he
said to Isabella and they went to where Candace was.

Candace grabbed
Phineass hands and started jumping around the backyard screaming.

Yay!
Yay! Yay! Candace yelled. Why—are—we—jum—ping!
Phineas said between jumps.

Candace stooped jumping
and Isabella was almost laughing at that scene.
BecauseJeremyhe-he-heAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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