Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Biology – Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Biology – Chapter 3

Sorry about the delay in posting this but it’s really long. At least it’s long for me. I hope it’ll be worth the wait.

Mom! Mom! Mom! Candace Flynn pushed her mother towards the back door. You gotta see this!

Candace, how important is this? Linda asked exasperated. Im waiting for an important phone call.

Come on, itll just take a minute! Her daughter grinned. Phineas and Ferb started a platypus themed t-shirt factory and they have workers and a show room and motivational videos that really work!

Do they now? Linda glanced out the window to see her sons and their friends standing under the oak tree, apparently doing nothing. Hi, boys! What are you doing?

Hi, Mom! Phineas waved. We made platypus themed t-shirts! He held up a green shirt with a crudely drawn picture of a platypus.

Very nice, boys. She smiled. Candace, close your mouth, dear. Ill be in my office. She turned and left the children, the small group smiling the yard and the teenage girl quivering and gurgling by the sliding door.

Candace sighed, thwarted again, and walked towards the younger kids. There was a factory here. You guys built it, I know you did! Where did it go?! Where do they all go?!

We dont know what happened. Phineas shrugged. The earth just opened up and swallowed the entire thing.

Fortunately the escape pods worked. Ferb said, glancing up at the shrinking white balls escaping into the atmosphere.

Phineas grinned. They always do.

Eeekehkehkeh. They looked down at the strange duck billed creature responsible for the noise.

Oh! Said Phineas. There you are, Perry.

The platypus blinked at him and Candace smacked her palm against her forehead. I cant stand it. She trudged into the house muttering.

Well, that was fun. Phineas said, glancing around. What else should we do today?

Wanna get some popsicles? Isabella asked. Isabella Garcia Shapiro was often a party in Phineas and Ferbs projects, wandering in early on to ask; Whacha doin? An intelligent girl and therefore drawn to intelligence, her crush on Phineas was obvious to everyone except its object. This amounted to a lot of frustration for Isabella because, while Phineas was the smartest person she knew in almost every other subject, he simply could not figure out how she felt about him. Still, whatever heartbreak he might have caused her, Phineas was far to interesting for Isabella to stay away.

Sounds good. The others agreed and began to head to Isabellas house. Linda poked her head out the window.

Boys, stay in the yard. She told them.

Why? Phineas asked. There mother had never restricted their movements before. Theyd always been able to wander without discretion.

Were expecting someone.

Who?

Ferbs Linda paused. She did not want to make this any more difficult than it needed to be by telling the whole neighborhood. Besides, it was still undecided what they would call Katrina. Visitor.

Who? Oh right. Phineas looked at his brother. Well stay here then. Sorry, Isabella.

Ferb nodded.

Its no problem. She said.

Who is Ferbs visitor? Baljeet, their small friend from India, asked.

Yeah, whos comin? Buford Van Stomp, the neighborhood bully, demanded. He was the largest of the group with a brown military crew cut and a large tooth sticking out from his jaw. To the causal observer, it seemed strange that Buford should choose to spend time with the very people he bullied but Phineass plans were so impressive that it was difficult to keep away. Besides, the brothers were usually able to stand up for themselves. Baljeet was Bufords main target, frequently loosing his underpants.

Its a long story Phineas began.

Well tell you later. Ferb finished. Like Linda, he did not feel that everyone in the world needed to know of his biological mothers return. Hed inform them when he a little better idea of what and who Katrina was. See you.

Okay. Isabella could sense that the boys were hiding something from her and her curiosity was raging but she knew not to push it. She would get to the bottom of this mystery sooner or later but it was more prudent now to retreat. Come on, guys.

The group left reluctantly, including the five fireside girls, part of Isabellas troop, that usually served as the work force on Phineas projects. Phineas watched them go and turned to Ferb. Why didnt you tell them?

Ferb shrugged. They dont need to know yet.

Okay. Phineas nodded. We can tell them later. We better go inside.

Ferb nodded. He was glad Phineas understood. The two boys wandered in and sat down in the living room. A few minutes later, Linda Flynn Fletcher came down the stairs.

Alright. She said. Just to make sure you understand. Ferbs mother will be over in about fifteen minutes. The judge awarded her weekly supervised visits from one to four in the afternoon. Shell be here with a court ordered social worker.

Ferb nodded. Hed been there at the hearing.

Linda crouched down next to him. If you dont want to do this, you dont have to.

There was court order. Ferb thought. Im pretty sure I have to. But he said nothing. Linda nodded and turned away. Ferb felt an uncomfortable churning sensation in the pit of his stomach. He hoped he wasnt hurting Mom too badly by wanting to see Katrina. Shed been so strong through out all off this but he could tell she didnt exactly approve. Ferb sighed. He didnt quite understand his own motivations for wanting to see Katrina. She was his biological mother but his family had been happy before she returned to their lives. He wondered if it wouldnt be better to simply refuse to see her.

The doorbell rang. Linda grabbed it immediately. Katrina smiled when she opened it. The woman next to her, the court appointed social worker, did not. She was a stern woman with steel gray hair and a hard line for a mouth.

Good morning, Mrs. Fletcher. She said without emotion. I am Virginia Goldsplat. Ill be monitoring Ms. Inglesides visit.

Good morning. Linda said, ignoring the fact that it was past one oclock.

Katrina smiled. Good morning.

Linda nodded. Please, come in. The fact that Linda did not want either of these women in her house, disrupting her family, did not prevent her from being courteous. Katrina Ingleside and Virginia Goldsplat entered.

These are my sons. Linda gestured to the boys. Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas smiled. Hi!

Ferb simply waved. Virginia Goldsplat knelt down to look him in the eye. Hello, Ferb. I am Virginia Goldsplat. Ill be monitoring your visit with your mother.

Ferb nodded. Virginia stood.

Shy, eh? She addressed her remark to no one in particular. Thats fine.

Can I get you something to drink? Linda offered.

Ill have a cup of coffee. Ms. Goldsplat said. Cream and two sugars.

Nothing for me, thanks. Katrina said. She sat down next to Ferb. Hello, Ferb. How are you?

At that moment, it occurred to Ferb, for the first time that he might actually have to speak during these visits. He wondered if hed gotten in over his head.

Stuck in gridlock traffic

So when push comes to shove, it

Takes a strong man to deal

And a better car to rise above it!

It takes the flying car of the future!

The Flying Car of The Future!

The Flying Car of The Future!

Today!

Runnin into red lights

Makes you wanna cry?

No sweat, I dont mind

cause Im ridin so high

In The Flying Car of The Future!

The Flying Car of The Future!

The Flying Car of The Future!

Today!

You made a flying car of the future today?! Candace shrieked, I am so telling Mom!

Okay. Phineas said as his sister dialed furiously on her cell phone. As she was dialing, the flying car of the future today veered to the right. Buford, who was currently taking his turn, panicked and hit the self destruct button. Moments later he floated safely to the ground in a white parachute.

That was awesome! he exclaimed. Sorry about wreakin the flyin car of the future today.

No problem. said Phineas. We used a car from the dump. We can make another one if we feel like it.

Mom! Candace barked into the phone. Phineas and Ferb are-

Are they there yet? Linda demanded.

Who?

Katrina Ingleside and that- Goldsplat woman. Linda said. Its almost one! Look, get the boys ready. Ill be there as soon as I can!

She hung up. Candace immediately snapped her phone shut and went into command mode.

Okay! Everybody out! she barked. Phineas! Ferb! Get rid of the flying car of the future to-! she looked around. It was gone. What the-? Where did-? Oh whatever! Come on, get moving!

The children filed reluctantly out of the backyard. Isabella turned as she reached the gate. Phineas? she asked. How long will this be going on?

I dont know. Phineas shrugged. Ill see you later, Isabella.

Okay. she turned and left.

Ferb sadly watched his friends leave. These visits were quickly becoming the worst part of his day. For the last one, hed sat in complete silence for three hours until finally they left. Katrina did seem to have changed. She was polite, even kind, deferring to Lindas wishes whenever possible. That, of course, didnt make her interesting.

You can go with them, if you like. He told Phineas.

Naw. His brother said. Ill stay here.

Ferb nodded. He knew Phineas was just as bored during the visits as he was and Phineas despised being bored. Still, he was grateful for his presence at least.

You two! Candace commanded. Go clean up. Youve got motor oil on your hands.

Okay. Phineas said, walking back into the house. Ferb followed him.

You know, Ferb. Phineas said as he rinsed the soapy water from his hands. These interruptions are really starting to cut into our projects.

Ferb nodded.

Not that its a problem. Phineas said quickly. Its just

I know. Ferb nodded again. Just different.

Still, Ferb had an uncomfortable foreboding. He couldnt quite explain the reason. Katrina had been cordial. She talked about normal things, archeology (though never a mention of the Druselsteinian dig where shed met his father), her attempts at a normal life in America, getting a job, trying to find an apartment when the parole board would allow it. She always made it a point to apologize at least once for abandoning him during their visits. She hadnt even commented on his silence, a trait which usually won Ferb over immediately. Yet, there was something he didnt trust about her.

Residual trauma over the abandonment? I doubt it. Ferb thought, rinsing his own hands. Shes too good. Too reformed. It seems like an act.

The doorbell rang. Theyre here. Phineas said. Come on. Hey, wheres Perry?

Ferb shrugged.

As the stepbrothers went into the living room to meet with Katrina and the ever entertaining Miss Goldsplat, their pet platypus snuck quickly along the hallway to the laundry room. Whipping out a small brown fedora, he placed the washing machine on Delicates, hot water and jumped it. Seconds later, he was deposited via water slide into his underground base. The Flynn Fletcher family never suspected that their beloved pet platypus (whom they believe didnt do much) was also a spy, known as Agent P.

Hello, Agent P. A white haired, mustachioed man known as Major Monogram appeared on the video communicator. As you requested, we looked into the background of Katrina Ingleside, formerly Fletcher. So far, it appears she was interned in Druselstein for grand larceny until recently when she was paroled but dont worry, were still digging.

Perry saluted and hopped off his chair. He was well aware of the tensions rising in his host family since the arrival of Ferbs biological mother. So far, her story seemed up to snuff but Perry the platypus could detect the evil shed tried so hard to keep hidden. All he needed to do was find out what she was planning and thwart her.

Wait, Agent P. Called Monogram. I havent given you your mission. Doofenshirmirtz recently bought two one way tickets to Druselstein. Find out what hes up to.

Agent P saluted and continued on his way.

Carl! Monogram barked at his intern off screen. Thered better not be any onions on my Slushiburger!

No sir.

Candace! Wake up!

Mmph. Candace blinked and sat up in bed. Mom? Its seven thirty?

I know. Linda was already dressed and made up but she looked extremely stressed. Listen, I have a court date today at nine. I dont know how long it will take. Your father is working at the university until four.

Okay. Candace nodded and started to roll over.

No! Thats not it. Linda said, shaking her. Miss Goldsplat rescheduled Katrina Inglesides appointment with Ferb. To ten oclock.

What? Candace said, sitting straight up. Can she do that?

Apparently. Linda said. Katrina has a job interview in the afternoon. It couldnt be changed.

This wasnt in the court order.

I know but we dont have any grounds of refusal. Her behaviors been exemplarily. Candace detected a hint of bitterness in her mothers voice.

So, youre in charge until your father or I get home. Linda continued briskly. Ive already called Lawrence but you know what hes like when he gets into his work.

Another note of bitterness. Candace shared it. Her father, usually absentminded, hadnt been of much help through out this ordeal. Hed dove into his work with more fervor than usual, leaving Linda to deal with Katrina and the rest of their problems. He did what she asked when he was around but he ducked out as soon as possible.

Make sure the boys are ready and try to tidy up a little.

Okay, Mom. Candace nodded.

Thanks honey. Her mom leaned forward and kissed her forehead. Youve been so good about all this.

Its no problem. Candace smiled. In truth, she actually liked being in charge.

Ive got to get down town. Linda said. Goodbye. Love you.

There was no need to make sure her brothers got out of bed in time. They always got up obscenely early. Candace had to shower and get dressed so it was eight oclock when she finally went to look for the boys. They were in the backyard.

What are you two doing? She demanded.

Trying to decide what to do today. Phineas said. Weve narrowed it down to starting Hair Salon or building a Merry Go Round. What do you think, Candace?

Hair salon. Candace said, momentarily forgetting why she was there. Merry Go Rounds are so boring.

Ours wouldnt be. Phineas grinned. Ferbs thought of some new features that ought to rev things up!

What kind of- Candace leaned interested over the plans and remembered herself. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!

Sure. Phineas said. Three minutes.

You guys cant do any of that stuff today. Candace said. Miss Goldsplat rescheduled Ferbs appointment to ten oclock.

What? Ferb said. Can she do that?

Apparently! Candace said. And both Mom and Dad had to work so Im in charge.

So no Merry Go Round? Phineas asked.

Or Hair Salon. Candace said.

Dang. Phineas said. Can we stay outside until they get here?

Candace looked around. Nothing seemed too out of the ordinary. Fine she said, but dont get dirty.

Okay.

The boys sat down again beneath the tree. Phineas stared up into the sky, looking at the clouds. As a rule the brothers were an easy going pair. Phineas especially took on all problems with easy charm and enthusiasm. Ferb felt certain that his brother didnt share his apprehensions about Katrina. Phineas was, in the truest sense of the word, an innocent. He never saw evil anywhere. That was what made it so easy for him to over come it.

Sooner that Ferb would have liked, the doorbell rang. Candace got it. The boys are outside. she said coldly, Ill get them.

Oh, that wont be necessary. Ferb heard his mother say. I would hate to disturb them on my account. Its not a problem if I meet with my son and his step brother outside, is it, Miss Goldsplat?

Not at all. Miss Goldsplat said, though Ferb had the distinct impression she wasnt answering the question.

Okay Candace said, Its this way.

Hello, Ferb. Katrina said, standing in the doorway. Ferb waved and got up. Phineas followed.

Hello, Phineas. She greeted him as well. So what are you boys going to do today?

Ferb looked at Phineas. His brother hesitated.

Well Phineas began. We were gonna build either a hair salon or a merry go round but-

Oh dont stop on my account. Katrina said kindly. I feel awful about eating up your summer like this.

Really? Phineas looked at Ferb, a smile beginning to form on his face. Ferb said nothing.

Of course. She grinned at him. Why dont you build the Merry Go Round? It seems harder.

Okay! Cool! Phineas rushed to get the plans. Come on Ferb!

Ferb paused momentarily and looked at Katrina. Perhaps hed been wrong about her. She seemed to have a sense of adventure after all. Thank you.

Its my pleasure. She smiled back.

Twenty minutes later, the Merry Go Round was built. As Phineas had said it was a bit more revved up that the usual model. The figures, ranging from horses to dinosaurs to platypuses, had their own engines that the riders could control and maneuver between each other. The track spiraled upwards into the sky and back down again after about two hundred feet. There were also obstacles to jump and duck over. Ferb was quite proud of his work as he sat at the controls, making sure nothing went wrong. Phineas, Isabella and the rest of their friends were riding, laughing and screaming simultaneously. Not to be left out, Ferb set the machine on autopilot and jumped on.

Katrina Ingleside watched from the house with a proud smile on her face. She turned to Miss. Goldsplat. Its very impressive, isnt it?

Goldsplat, her face impassive as ever, nodded. Indeed. Amazing. Arent they a little young to build something like that?

I dont see what age has to do with it. Ferb has a mechanical inclination. She smiled. I cant help but be proud.

It must be difficult, Katrina, to see him raised without you.

She nodded. Ferb is very happy here.

The room was pitch black and the digital clock at Ferbs bedside read 3:24 AM. Perry the Platypus was not there. The two boys were fast asleep, dead to the world. Neither of them woke up when the glass shattered.

A dark figure entered silent. It glanced at each of the sleeping boys and pulled a small smoke grenade out of its bag and pulled clip. Instantly smoke filled the room. The dark figure grabbed the boy and left through the window. It was hours before anyone realized he was gone.

So, just because it’s darker and earth shattering doesn’t mean there isn’t a song. Also, preemtively, they haven’t actually built the flying car of the future today, Candace just dreamed they did. Thanks for reading and please review. I’ll try to get 4 out in better time.

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