Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Hearts Failing Hopes Falling Chapter 2

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Hearts Failing Hopes Falling Chapter 2

Hearts
Failing, Hopes Falling

A
Brandie Delanie Creation

Disclaimer:
I dont own Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Perry or any other character
seen on Phineas and Ferb. The only thing I own is the laptop Im
typing on. Oh, wait; its my familys laptop!

Authors
Note: This is a story of troubles of living with a family member in
the hospital, barely clinging to life. If youve been in that
situation, youll understand the meaning of the story.

Spoiler:
Perry is very worried about Phineas, since hes known him for a
long time. Doofenshmirtz, Monogram and Karl are all worried about
Perry and, to some extent, Phineas. Even though they barely know him,
they were worried just the same.

Phineas
woke up to a misty morning. He looked over at his brother, Ferb, who
was still asleep. Phineas took his rubber ball and threw it at his
brother, saying, Hey, wake up, sleepy! Ferb sat up in bed and
looked at his brother with a reproachful look.

Perry
looked at Phineas and Ferb staring at each other. Phineas apologized,
Sorry, buddy. I just wanted you to wake up! The sleepy 15-year
old replied, Its ok. You just wanted someone to talk to. So,
Im all ears!

The
red-haired 13-year old said, Ferb, Ive been feeling really weak
and tired lately, our dad just says its a side effect of growing
up. Is he right? Should I tell mom? Ferb replied, Well, you
should tell both parents and compare their opinions. Then you should
try to figure it out yourself if your questions still not
answered,

Phineas
said, Well, Ive been feeling fatigued in the heart area. And I
often have to be pulled out of some soccer games because of that,
Now Ferb was getting worried. Could
it be? No, it cant be. Ferb, stop thinking that! You dont
need to worry Phineas right now.

Candace
sat down to her breakfast, waffles with syrup. As she wolfed down her
breakfast, she noticed her step-brother, Ferb, coming down the steps.
He seemed worried for some reason.

Hey,
Ferb, whats wrong? Ferb whispered something to his sister.
Gasp! No! He cant! Im gonna tell mom! Ferb said while
holding his step-sister back, We cant tell her just yet. Well
need proof first. By the way, have you seen Perry?

Perry
stood next to a shelf that was really a secret entrance as he put on
his hat. (DUN dun. DUN dun!) He dialed a number on a secret
number-pad. Then he entered his secret hideout, waiting for the
secret mission to be told.

(Great,
Im being redundant.)

Monogram
looked at Karl and said, Did you remember, dry-clean only? Karl
sweatdropped and laughed embarrassedly. You forgot, didnt you?
Karl replied, Sir, who has their underwear dry-cleaned?! Its
ridiculous! Look, its Agent P!

Perry
looked at the screen, waiting. Oh, Agent P! Well, this is
embarrassing, said Monogram.

Perry
wasnt paying any attention. Ferbs words to Candace (Perry has
excellent hearing) echoed in his head: Heart
failureheart failureheart failure

Agent
P. Agent P! Agent P! Perry snapped back to reality. He looked at
Monogram expectantly. Agent P, what were you thinking about?
Perry looked down at his feet, upset about Phineas situation.

Whats
wrong? Well understand. Right, Karl? Karl took out a
translator. Right, sir! Perry thought, Well,
Im afraid that Phineas has heart failure! He might die. And the
chances that hell get a heart transplant are one in a million. I
think
Karl
repeated the message in third person.

Monogram
glanced at Perry, then at Karl. Karl seemed worried, too. Monogram
realized that Perry really cared about his owner. What
should I do? Start a fundraiser? How will I do it? Bake sale? Im
terrible at baking.

Karl
said, Um, sir? I think we could start a fundraiser. A doggy
day-care! And we could hand out fliers to help support Agent Ps
owner. Karl
is
on the right track, but is it a good idea? We need to meet Agent Ps
owner first for it to make sense. But we cant say something like,
Your platypus told us. Thatd be stupid!

Perry
looked up at the lights that lit up the little room. He was thinking
that maybe he could go on a mission to watch Phineas, making sure
that he doesnt have a stroke, and if he does, he could call 911.

Karl
looked at Perrys thoughts on the translator. He said, Um, sir,
maybe Agent P could watch his owner to make sure he doesnt have a
stroke. And if he does, Agent P could call 911.

Monogram
thought about that
for a while. It seemed okay. Almost flawless. But, what could a
platypus do? Certainly not mouth-to-mouth!

Karl
and Perry looked desperately at Monogram. He was outnumbered on
opinion. Perry used the puppy eyes. Monogram sighed in defeat. Oh,
all right. Just be
careful!

Karl
shouted, YES! Did you hear that Agent P? You get to go take care
of your owner! Monogram blamingly looked at Karl. Why are you
looking at me like that? Monogram replied, Its fun.

Perry
ran out, eager to watch over Phineas.

Monogram
said to Karl, Do you think you can handle Doofenshmirtz? The
17-year old intern replied, Yep. Im ready as Ive ever been!
Karl skipped off, singing, Im gonna stop Doofenshmirtz! Im
gonna stop Doofenshmirtz!

Karl
drove to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated as the jingle played.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeeeeeeed! (Rofl) Doofenshmirtz
was apparently up to something.

UhDUH!
Karl looked nervously around. He knew Doofenshmirtz was frustrated of
all the crashing through walls and windows. So, he just knocked.

Doofenshmirtz
answered with a, Perry the–wait, youre not Perry the Platypus!
Who the heck are you?

Phineas
was walking to the soccer field, being watched by Perry. Perry was
hiding on a power line. Dont worry; hes not touching both of
them!

Perry
slipped while walking on it, and fell. Good thing he landed in a
bush. Perry stepped out of the bush, coughing. Note
to self, power lines are slippery!

Phineas
heard the coughing. Hello? Perry put on the mindless pet act.
Oh, there you are Perry! Whoa, that was fast. Perry made the
growly noise.

Perry
looked at Phineas nervously. This didnt seem too bad. He looked
just fine. But looks can be deceiving. Phineas said, Come on,
lets go to the soccer game! Im their star player!

Perrys
eyes widened in fear. That, he didnt know. That would mean that
Phineas is gonna be in the game more than ever! Perry thought,
Phineas,
dont do it! Dont play!

But his efforts were futile, Phineas cant understand platypus
talk!

Meanwhile
Karl was having problems of his own. Doofenshmirtz was tougher than
he thought! It didnt look so good for Karl.

Karl
slipped on a puddle of water and landed painfully on his stomach.
Doofenshmirtz: 1 Karl: 0 The odds were against him. So, he figured
that to have a fighting chance against Doofenshmirtz, hed need
some sort of weapon.

Karl
dug through his pockets, but the only thing he could find was a water
gun. Great,
now I can squirt him and say, Bad doggy! Thatsnot a bad
plan!
Karl
filled the squirt toy with water and squirted Doofenshmirtz. Bad
doggy!

Doofenshmirtz
took out a real
gun!
Okay, bad plan! Karl dodged a very precise gunshot. He ran,
dodging gunshots left and right. It seemed that for once,
Doofenshmirtz would win.

The
score: Doofenshmirtz: 2 Karl: 0

Phineas
was seconds from scoring the winning shot. He dodged the rival team,
called his shots, and KICKED! The ball flew through the air and hit
the goal. The ref blew the whistle, all the kids but Phineas ran off
the field.

Phineas
walked. Then, after a pep-talk from the coach, walked home. Perry
followed, still nervous for Phineas. Phineas tripped and fell.
Remember, this is hard pavement! He didnt get up. Perry started
panicking. He checked Phineas pulse, it was rapid and weak.

Perry
dialed 911. Hello?
Perry
answered with the noise he does. The operator said, Hello?
Who is this? Oh, Agent P. Whats happened?
Perry
thought desperately, Phineas
fell and hes not getting up. And I checked his pulse and it was
rapid and weak! Help! Dont worry! Ill send an ambulance
right away!

(Oooh, now its getting dramatic!) Perry sat next to Phineas.
Phineas muttered weakly, Perry? Dont
worry, Phineas. Help is on its way.

Karl
had just narrowly escaped death by dropping an anvil on
Doofenshmirtz. Then his phone rang, Hello? Karl?
Are you there?
Karl
replied, Yes. So, whats wrong? Agent
P was right. Something happened. He thinks that Phineas had a
stroke!
Karl
gasped. Could it be happening? The very thing that Agent P wanted to
prevent? Um, sir? Im gonna go see how Agent P is doing.

Doofenshmirtz
looked up, WHAT? Whats happening?! Karl replied, Agent
Ps owner had a stroke and Im gonna go check on them.
Doofenshmirtz stuttered, I-I-Im gonna c-come t-too!

To
be continued

Chapter One Complete

Now
for Chapter Two

Phineas
was getting weaker and weaker by the minute. Perry was trying not to
panic, but if the ambulance didnt get there soon, Phineas was a
goner.

The
stroke, combined with the intense heat, spelled death for Phineas. A
siren wailed in the distance. The ambulance was nearly there. Perry
calmed down a little. Phineas muttered, P-Perry?

Perry
had a feeling that Phineas knew that he was trying the best he could
to help. Phineas,
dont worry. Theyre nearly here.
Phineas
looked at Perry and a weak smile crossed his face. I love you,
P-Perry (I mean that in a family love way)

A
teardrop fell onto the sidewalk. Perry was very worried. Even if the
ambulance did make it in time, there still wouldnt be enough time
to save Phineas. Perry had just about given up when the ambulance
pulled up.

Karl
and Doofenshmirtz ran as fast as they could, which was not very fast
for Doofenshmirtz. Karl panted, Id better get a donut out of
this! Doofenshmirtz replied, I dont care about no donuts,
but if I run any longer I
will
have a stroke!

Karl
shouted, Stop complaining! Im the one whos the most worried!
And Im starting to think that only Agent P and I seem to be
worried about Phineas! Doofenshmirtz was surprised. He had never
had anyone care about him
like that! He looked at Karl. Karl seemed really worried about Perry
and Phineas.

Karls
P.O.V.

I
saw how emotional Agent P was about this. He didnt seem his perky
self, so I knew that something was wrong immediately. I had done my
best to help Agent P, and now the worlds racing me against time.

I
didnt think that I would make it. I slipped on the pavement at the
top of the hill, and I took a tumble. By the time I reached the
bottom, I was bloodied up really bad. I had a severe pain on my right
arm, and I had sprained my ankle.

A
couple kids, a boy and a girl, raced past me. The boy had lime-green
hair, and a cream-colored shirt. Did I mention he had purple pants?
The girl had orange hair, a red shirt, and a white skirt.

The
boy paused. The girl shouted, Come on, Ferb! Weve gotta hurry!
Ferb just looked around at me. He seemed pretty worried. And he
didnt even know me. Ferb said in a British accent, Candace, you
know I care about Phineas, but hes awful hurt too! Weve got to
help him!

Id
never seen a kid care so much about a stranger. I decided that they
didnt need to take care of me when their friend, Phineas, was in
greater danger. I said, Oh, dont worry about me. Ill just
walk to the hospital. Its only one mile.

End
Karls P.O.V.

Perry
paced, worried about Phineas more than ever. Phineas was really weak
when the ambulance arrived, so the question was, was Phineas still
alive? Doctor Tisdale walked out and said, Perry, Phineas is still
alive. Just barely clinging to life. Then Doctor Sangster came
over and said, But you can visit!

Perry,
worried enough, ran to see Phineas. As Perry sat next to Phineas, the
red-haired boy said, Perry, Im so glad you were there. If you
werent who knows what mightve happened. I might not even be
here. Perry knew this.

Perry
all of a sudden had a realization. No
questions about the hat or how I called 911?

Phineas weakly replied, Yeah. But Im just not gonna bother with
that right now. Perry sighed, I
dont think youre gonna get through this
Phineas
replied, What? Why not?

He
had to tell Phineas sooner or later. Sooner it was. I
hate to tell you this, but you might have heart failure.
Heart
failure?! But, Perry, why? Perry sighed. He had no clue as to why.
You-you dont know, do you? The little platypus shook his
head sadly. Im
sorry, Phineas. Im so sorry.

Karl
was only twenty yards away from the hospital when he collapsed, too
tired to go on. He held on to his injured arm as a pain shot through
it. The pain was unbearable. Karl winced as another pain shot through
his arm.

His
cell phone rang. Karl answered it with a weak, Hello? Karl?
Are you okay?
He
answered, Not really. I took a really bad tumble and injured my
arm and sprained my ankle. And it hurts real bad. Dont
worry. Im on my way.
Thats
what the operator said before the victim died. Karl said as a dial
tone hummed. He hung up his phone and put it back in his pocket.

A
very sharp pain ran through his injured leg. Things were not going
well for the 17-year old, today. Not going well at all. The
lime-green haired boy from before ran back. Are you okay? he
asked with the familiar British accent.

N-no.
I cant-I cant bear the pain much longer. Ferb looked
worriedly at Karl. He was not gonna lie, but Karl did look in a lot
of pain. Ferb said, I know I have a first aid kit in my backpack
somewhere and started digging through his backpack.

First,
Ferb pulled out a cell phone. Then a laptop. You keep a laptop in
your backpack? questioned Karl. Yes. Dont act so surprised!
At last, the first aid kit was pulled out of the bag. A small smile
crossed Karls face. Ferb was really prepared for anything.

Major
Monogram walked from a forest path onto the sidewalk. He couldnt
believe what he was seeing! A cell phone, laptop, and first aid kit
lying on the ground next to Karl and a green-haired kid. No
way! Snap out of it. Youre seeing things. No, this is real. A
pedestrian going out of his way to help someone he doesnt even
know?!

He
looked back at the scene to see the kid walking off with his stuff,
and Karl waving farewell. Bye, Ferb! said the intern,
apparently feeling a little better. The kid, apparently named Ferb,
said, Im gonna go see my brother Phineas now! Could it be
the Phineas that Karl and Agent P keep talking about?

Major
Monogram looked at the scene, more confused as hes ever been.
UhKarl? Who was that kid? Karl jumped, startled. Oh,
dont scare me like that! Well, that was Ferb. Phineas
step-brother. He seemed pretty worried the last time. Monogram
looked at Karl, still a bit confused. Last time? What are you
talking about? Karl started to explain slowly

Perry
looked around the hospital lobby as he prepared to exit. He looked
behind him as Candace and Ferb fell in through the door. Ferb
shouted, Candace! Dont be mad! I didnt know it would be this
serious! Candace protested, I dont care! I knew we shouldve
told mom! Dont you tell me you didnt know itd be serious!

Perry
made himself known by clearing his throat. Ferb muttered, Perry?!
What are you doing here? Dr. Tisdale said, Hes here because
he called 911 when Phineas had a stroke. Candace and Ferb shouted,
A STROKE?! Perry nodded. It was the sad truth, and he knew it.
He walked out the door as a sad music played.

(Get
ready, cuz heres the musical number!)

You
were my friend for a long, long, long time. And its really hard,
doing this in rhyme. You may be gone soon, and Im not so happy. I
guess I might have to learn to let go

Perry
walked the long way home, crying inside. He could never have imagined
his life being like this. Perry never knew that Phineas would have
heart failure.

Letting
go! Is the hardest thing to do! If I do it, I end up feeling blue!
Oh, Ill miss you

Perry
looked back at the hospital. He thought, I
hope you get through this, Phineas. Because my life is nothing
without you.
Perry
looked back on the past, to when he first met Phineas

Flashback

A
little 5-year old boy smiled as he pulled a blue platypus out of a
box. Wow! A platypus! Thanks Candace! Candace replied/muttered,
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feed it, love it, brush it. Just dont bug
me! Phineas looked back at the platypus and said, Im going
to name you Perry!Perry growled. He thought, I
guess I could live with this family. This kid seems okay

Phineas
cuddled Perry. Oh, Perry, youre gonna be the best pet ever! Im
gonna teach you how to roll over! I
really like this kid. The only way I would leave forever is if they
give me away. But thats very unlikely.

The 5-year old Phineas laughed. This is the best birthday present
ever!

End
Flashback

Perry
sighed. His life would be empty without Phineas. Phineas was the only
reason he felt at home in this place. He sadly walked back into the
house. Mr. and Mrs. Flynn were out. Probably visiting Phineas. Perry
figured that hed better tell Monogram.

So
he went down to his little hideout. Monogram was tapping a
microphone. Is this thing on? Tap, tap. Perry cleared his
throat. Oh, Agent P! Dont scare me like that! A cat yowled
off screen. Karl, also off screen, shouted, OW! It doesnt have
to be this difficult! You can settle your cat-dog differences a
different way! YOW! Dont bite my butt!

Perry
just stared. Monogram muttered, Id better go stop those two
from mutilating Karl. Be right back, Agent P. He walked off
screen. ALL RIGHT YOU TWO! Kitty, go cough up hairballs! Doggy, go
chew on some shoes or something! OW! NOT MY SHOES! Karl said, I
dont think theyre gonna do that. OW! Monogram replied,
You-OW!- think?!

Perry
just stared as Karl stumbled past the camera. Karl had the cats
agent hat on his head. The cat ran past, followed by Agent D. Karl
shouted, HEY! Dont chew on his tail! Sigh. Sometimes I hate my
job. Monogram walked by, grumbling, I hear ya. Breaking up a
cat-fight isnt any piece of cake!

Karl
looked at Perry and said, Agent P, is Phineas doing okay? Hes
doing a little better, but not much.
Oh.
But, do you think you could come over here and help with things.
First you might wanna break up Agent D and the cat agents fight?
Perry nodded. He figured that he needed something to do to get his
mind off Phineas.

Karl
sighed, Hed better get here soon or were gonna have a cat
casserole for lunch tomorrow! Perry ran in, apparently eager to
break up the fight. He jumped in between Agent D and the cat agent.
(Whom I havent come up with a name for) The two glared at Perry,
then they all started fighting. Karl muttered, I guess its a
bad day for all of us.

Monogram
walked over. And to make matters worse, Agent C has been turned
into take-out, Agent W is now bird food and Agent P is the one being
mutilated by Agent D and the cat agent! Karl groaned. This was not
his day. Ill go rescue Agent P. Perry plopped out of the
fight, covered in scrapes and scratches. Agent P, are you okay?
Been
better. Been worse, too.

Karl
and Monogram exchanged looks. I guess Agent P couldnt do it,
huh? Yep. He couldnt. I guess Ill try one last time
Then Karl pounced onto Agent D, then grabbed Agent Kitty. LISTEN!
You two are gonna settle your differences the RIGHT way! And thats
to go on Dr. Phil! Monogram groaned. This was definitely Karls
most awkward moment. Agent D yelped.

Hed
seen the show. Agent D did not like it at all! Swearing and yelling!
And some scary things. Agent Kitty mewed. No!
Not Dr. Phil! I hate that show!
Karl
set them down and smirked. Agent D barked at Agent Kitty. Then they
shook, er, paws. Karl walked back over and said, Now tell me my
ideas are dumb!

Monogram
had never realized that Karl has a few tricks up his sleeve. This was
the weirdest thing hed ever seen. Just threatening to put them on
Dr. Phil worked. I hate to say it, but Agent D is so stupid to get
along with a CAT! Karl just stared. You just said you didnt
want them to fight! Well, yeah! Because theyre fellow
agents! Plus they might tear the place apart.

Agent
P, still exhausted from the fight, panted. I
guess Ill go stop Doofenshmirtz.
Karl
said, Ok, because I just found out that Doofenshmirtz is trying to
make it night forever! Perry ran to Doofenshmirtz Evil
Incorporated.

Not
caring about Doofenshmirtzs being upset, Agent P crashed through
the wall. Perry the Platypus, what an unpredictable surprise! And
by unpredictable I mean COMPLETELY PREDICTABLE! Agent P glared at
Doofenshmirtz. Perry, just let me win for once! Please! Just this
once? Plus, I dont like it when you look at me like that! Agent
P tapped his foot to get the point across. Oh, youre looking
for a plot point. We dont always need a plot point, you know! Im
just doing this for fun!

Yeah,
right!
Agent
P ran
and slid past Doofenshmirtz, and tripped him with his tail.
Doofenshmirtz fell over, apparently not expecting this tactic. All
right, Perry, you want hard? Ill give you hard! The evil doctor
pulled out a gun! Agent P stared at the weapon in fear. But he didnt
let fear stop him. He leapt at Doofenshmirtz, apparently determined
to defeat Doofenshmirtz. The brown-haired doctor dodged the attack,
which sent Agent P slamming into the wall.

Before
his nemesis could recover, Doofenshmirtz aimed the gun at Agent P and
pulled the trigger. BANG! Agent P ducked just in time. Weak and tired
from the cat-dog fight, he barely had time to dodge the second shot.
Doofenshmirtz smirked evilly at the platypus and shot at him. Agent P
dodged again, his fatigue showing a little too much. I
dont think I can go on like this

Doofenshmirtz lunged at Perry, determined to win for once. He had
pinned the little platypus to the ground. Perry squirmed frantically.
He had to escape somehow. The platypus smacked Doofenshmirtz with his
tail, then bolted toward the door. Oh no you DONT!
Doofenshmirtz shouted and threw the gun at the blue platypus.

SMACK!
It hit Agent P right in the head. Perry collapsed, it was too much.
One more hit and he was finished. As Doofenshmirtz raised the gun for
a second strike, he noticed how weak the little platypus was. Perry
thought desperately, SomeonehelppleaseI
cant go on.
Doofenshmirtz
was having second thoughts about throwing the gun again. He saw that
Perry was badly hurt by the first strike.

Perry
the Platypus, are you okay? Doofenshmirtz knew that he wasnt,
but asked anyway. Perry replied, What
do you care? Youre the one who wants to finish me off!

Doofenshmirtz protested, I was going to, but then I noticed how
weak you were and had second thoughts. Maybe fighting you isnt the
best thing to do. Perry then realized that Doofenshmirtz may be
turning over a new leaf. You
finally realized that? sarcasm What a great time to do that!

Doofenshmirtz
sighed. Wed better get you to the vet. He set down the gun
and picked up the little platypus. I just hope we get there in
time

Doofenshmirtz
shouted, TAXI! Hey, TAXI! Ugh! Whats a guy got to do to get a
cab in this city? A taxi finally pulled up. Doofenshmirtz got in
and said, Danville Veterinary Clinic, and hurry! The (formerly)
evil doctor held Perry closer to his body, for heat transference.
Perrys weak shivering stopped after a few minutes. The little
platypus gripped onto Doofenshmirtzs shirt and whimpered. I
dont feel so good.

Doofenshmirtz
looked down at Perry, worried now more than ever! Perry the
platypus, its gonna be all right. Perry hugged the doctor, very
forgivingly. Doofenshmirtz whispered to himself, I just hope so

Karl
paced, very nervous, and said, Agent P has been gone way
too long! Much longer that he shouldve been! I think that
something must be wrong! Monogram said, Relax. He probably
wanted to get some take-out on the way back! To see what happened to
Agent C! (He became Popcorn Chicken at KFC) Agent D suggested,
Maybe
Agent P is in trouble. I hear that Doofenshmirtz has gotten way
tougher lately!

Monogram looked at Karl, who was starting to get really upset. Agent
D! Dont say that! Im sure that Agent P is fine!

Karls
cell phone rang for the third time that day. Hello? Yes.
Do you know a Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
Yes,
why? Well,
he came into our clinic carrying a badly injured platypus. Do you
have any knowledge of this?
Karl
looked up in fright. No, I didnt! Until now. What happened?!
The person over the phone said, Well,
it appears that the platypus was struck in the head by something.
Karl
gasped. No,
not Agent P. Please, no
Im
on my way. Karl hung up and placed the phone back in his pocket.

Monogram
and the other agents looked at Karl as he began to cry. Karl,
whats wrong? Karl sniffed. Agent-Agent P has-has been taken
to the vet because-because he was struck in the head by
some-something! The intern starting sobbing. Apparently, he had
some sort of deep friendship with Agent P. Monogram gasped. Could it
be true? Could Agent P be in the same situation as Phineas? Barely
clinging to life? Karl, wed better go make sure that Agent P is
okay. Deep down, Monogram knew that Agent P was not okay, but he
couldnt stand to see Karl this depressed.

Karl
looked up, Well, if it means I get to see Agent P, ok.

Doofenshmirtz
sat in the waiting room, still hugging Perry to him. The little blue
platypus whimpered, still in pain. The brown-haired doctor just
looked down at Perry, then looked back up. The other pets there
werent injured as seriously as Perry. The vet walked up and said,
Well, the blow dealt by the gun caused a minor concussion. And the
platypus had broken his left leg. But a few days of rest, he should
be fine. The platypus gripped Doofenshmirtzs white lab coat and
cuddled it.

Doofenshmirtz
exited the clinic and stepped outside, still holding the little
platypus. Very carefully, Doofenshmirtz took off the lab coat and
wrapped it around Perrys body, attempting to keep him warm in the
cold night. Doofenshmirtz,
is this for real? Could you actually be turning good?
Doofenshmirtz
replied, I dont know. I just felt that helping you was the
right thing to do. (Wow, that rhymes.) Perry sighed. For the first
time in his life, he felt comfortable near Doofenshmirtz.

(Now,
another musical number)

You
used to be my nemesis, now you are my friend.

We
always fought and fought and fought, but in the end wed make
amends. We never got along, but in the end we knew it was wrong. In
the past we were worst enemies, but now we are best friends

Doofenshmirtz
sighed, I guess were stuck at a hotel for the night because the
taxi drivers are off the clock. He started to step off the curb,
then Perry thought, THATS
NOT A CROSSWALK!

Doofenshmirtz replied, Oops, sorry.

Enemies
turned friends are now not just pretend. Its reality, but not just
you and meThere are other people who are enemies, and now theyre
turning friends for good

Doofenshmirtz
sighed, he had walked 6 miles looking for a cross walk. No luck.

Youre
my friend.

(that
was the end of that musical number)

Chapter Two Complete. (dang, it was long.)

(Now
for Chapter Three)

The
next day

Phineas
had made a full recovery from the accident on the sidewalk. (That was
fast) He was coming home today. Ferb, exited to see his step-brother
out of the hospital, starting talking more than usual. They had never
realized that Perry had gone missing.

Candace
had ordered a pizza to eat while waiting for Phineas to arrive.
Guys, Im home! shouted Phineas. He had snuck up on them.
Ferb jumped and Candace accidentally slapped the pizza slice onto her
face. She wiped the sauce and said, Phineas, youre back! I
missed you! Gasp! Did I say that out loud? Ferb replied, Yes,
you did. Phineas hugged his sister and step-brother. I thought
Id never see you again! admitted Phineas.

Before
Ferb or Candace could ask why, the door-bell rang. Candace answered
it as she grumbled, For the last time, its been over 30
minutes! That pizza is FREE!
A red-haired 17-year old with glasses just stared at Candace as if
she were insane. Uhwhat? Oops. I thought you were the
pizza guy.

Karl
blinked. Anyways, have you noticed a little blue platypus
anywhere? Candace glanced at Phineas. Well, the only blue
platypus I know is Perry. Hes just Candace ran throughout
the house shouting for Perry. Umhes not here right now.
Hes

MISSING?!
shouted Monogram. Agent P was missing?! Karl replied, Yep. Thats
what she said. Missing. How could he be missing? Karl said,
I dont know, but Candace was really cute. (This is when the
love triangles start: JeremyxCandacexKarl) Monogram looked at Karl.
What? Karl, laughing nervously, replied, Oh, nothing.

I
hope not. We know Agent P isnt with them. So, that means well
have to go see Doofenshmirtz! Karl looked around nervously. ErI
have togo to the doctors tomorrow. Ive been a little pale
lately and theyre gonna see if Im anemic! Monogram looked at
Karl suspiciously. Are you trying to get out of seeing
Doofenshmirtz? Karl sighed, Yes, I am! And you would too if he
tried to kill you with a gun just like he did with me!

Monogram
sighed. Karl did have a point. But, why would Doofenshmirtz start
using a gun all of a sudden? Maybe he was tired of being beaten up
all the time? Well, you can stay here. Im going to go. As
Monogram started to walk off, Karl said, Oh, thanks! Then,
Monogram grabbed the back of Karls shirt and dragged the intern
off, whom was struggling and kicking and shouting, No! No! No! Im
not going! You cant make me! No!

Knock!
Knock! Hello? Anybody home?! No answer. KNOCK! KNOCK!
HELLOOOOO?! Still no answer. Karl muttered, Well, he must be
out. Goodbye! Then he started to sneak off. Karl, wait. I think
jiggling the doorknob would loosen the lock. Monogram did just
that. The door creaked open. Karl said, Oh, how about that! A
loose lock! sarcasm Great! The two peeked inside. Nobody there.
They stepped in. Still nobody.

Squish!
Karl flinched. Carpet didnt normally make that noise. He stepped
back and looked down. There was a damp spot on the carpet. Karl
looked at it more closely and noticed a reddish tint to the stain. He
gasped. A bloodstain. Oh-no.
This couldnt be
Umsir?
You should see this Monogram walked over. Is thatblood?
Yeah. I think so. But its still wet, so it must be recent.
Squish! Its stained pretty deep, so it mustve been heavy
bleeding. Monogram looked at Karl again. The 17-year old was
walking toward a window. Tell the police that it was suicide.
Then Karl prepared to jump. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, now! Dont go
killing yourself just yet! What if Agent P is just fine? Then killing
yourself is just a waste of time! Karl thought for a while.
Monogram was making sense, but the odds of Agent P being okay were
one in a million. Well, Ill hold suicide offfor now

Doofenshmirtz
sighed. They had ended up sleeping on a park bench. Now, he was
trying to find Perrys owners. Perry the platypus, are you
feeling okay? Just
a little better. But not much.
Doofenshmirtz
looked around. Which house is your house? Perry looked at
Doofenshmirtz. WHAT?!
No! We cant go there! Thatd be awkward!
Doofenshmirtz
looked at Perry. Oh, yeahhhh. It would be awkward.

Perry
nodded. Sowhy
dont we go back to Doofenshmirtz Not-So-Evil Incorporated?
Doofenshmirtz
stared. Hey, dont think that this is permanent. Its only
until this whole mess has been cleaned up! Perry sighed. Oh, well.
Theres always a chance that Doofenshmirtz will get tired of being
evil. Doofenshmirtz sighed. Well, he could try to not be evil. But he
doubted that he could.

Phineas
was sitting on the couch, as a silent teardrop fell onto the brown
vinyl. Perrysmissing? Candace sighed and replied, Im
afraid so, Phineas. The red-haired boy sniffed. Buttheres
so much we didnt get to do with each other. Ferb remarked, You
almost never paid attention to him since I arrived Ferb
realized something. Im
the problem!
Im
the
one whos diverted Phineas attention away from Perry! Its
my
fault!
Phineas
looked at his step-brother in awe. He realized it as much as Ferb
did!

Candace
said, Well, Phineas. Hes been missing for a day. One more
andwelltheres cars and buses. There are a lot of things that
can do harm to a platypus in the city. Ferb glared at Candace.
Ohersorry! Then the orange-haired teenager vamoosed out
of there. Ferb decided to be opposite with Candace. Phineas, maybe
Candace is wrong. Maybe some nice person found him and took him to
the kennel. Remember, he has a Home Again microchip! Phineas
looked up. Really? Ferb replied in that British accent you
love(that was for all the Ferb fans), Im positive.

Ferb
looked from Phineas to Perrys empty food dish. It would remain
empty unless he found Perry. Then again, Phineas would probably never
be happy again without Perry or Ferb! Ferb sighed. The choice was
inevitable. Phineas. Pack your bags! Were going to go find
Perry if its the last thing we do! Unbeknownst to Ferb, it
would be the last thing he did. (SUSPENCE!!)

Three
days later

Hey,
mom? Have you seen Phineas or Ferb? I cant find them anywhere!
Candaces mom gasped. WHAT? Candace repeated, I cant
find Phineas and Ferb anywhere! Mrs. Flynn looked at Candace.
They mustve gone looking for Perry! Oh, I knew we shouldve
called the police first thing! Mr. Flynn sighed. They must
think we dont care about Perry at all! We do! Hes the one who
saved Phineas out there on the sidewalk! Candace looked at her
parents. Maybe
they
did
go looking for Perry. They really care about him. I didnt even
like him until now!
Mrs.
Flynn interrupted Candaces thoughts by saying, They must have
left when Perry disappeared! We have to go look for them! Lawrence,
call the police! Mr. Flynn replied, Way ahead of you, while
dialing on the phone. Hello? Is this the Danville Police
Department? Im calling to report three missing persons. Well, the
first two are people. The first one has red hair, a white and orange
shirt, and blue pants. Oh, his head looks like a triangle. The second
one has green hair, a cream-colored shirt, and purple pants. And now,
the third one. Hes not a person, but a platypus. He has blue fur,
brown eyes, and has a blank expression on his face most of the time.
Mrs. Flynn and Candace heard a flash of chatter beforeNO! I am
NOT crazy! Mr. Flynn hung up, annoyed that this person was not
taking him seriously. Im sorry, Candace. Theyre not
listening to me.

Meanwhile

Phineas
sighed. They were halfway through town and still
no sign of Perry. Ferb said, Well, theres only one place to
go. The looked at each other and said in unison, The forest!
The two looked at the forest. It wasnt to far. Only two blocks!
Phineas started off towards the forest. Come on, Ferb! Ferb
took off after Phineas. Hey! Wait for me!

(Sorry,
couldnt wait to get back to Perry)

Perry
sighed. Well, he felt better. Doofenshmirtz,
I think Id better go home now. I can go alone.
Suddenly
he heard a shout. PHINEAS! FERB! WHERE ARE YOU?! Perry gasped.
What?
TheyThey ran away? What? When? How?

Doofenshmirtz muttered, I have no idea who or what youre
talking about. Could you care to explain? Perry decided it was
better than leaving Doofenshmirtz clueless. Phineas
and Ferb are my owners. And I think they ran away looking for me.
They could get killed! I have to find them!

Then he dashed full-tilt toward the rest of his family. Candace
remarked, Oh, look! Its Perry! Perry thought desperately,
Im
gonna go find Phineas and Ferb! Dont worry! I
will
find them!

Candace considered it. Well, if it means so much to you, you can
go looking for them, too! Perry replied, Okay.
You search the town! Ill search the forest!

Then the little group split to search for Phineas and Ferb.

Perry
waited until the rest of the family to leave before calling Major
Monogram with this shocking development. Agent
P! Youre okay!
said
the oh-so-familiar voice of Major Monogram. Karl shouted, WHAT?!
Hes okay?! Lemme see!
Perry
sighed. He hadnt been gone very long. Oh,
wait. Four days
is
long.
He
looked at Monogram, whom was muttering, Agent
P leaves for four days and Karl gets overexcited.
Perry
decided, Id
better tell them.
Monogram
looked at Perry, Tell
us what?
Perry
thought, Well,
Phineas and Ferb ran away looking for me. They were apparently
that
worried. Why do they always get into trouble like this?

Well,
I dunno. But youd better go look for them. I dont think they
should be out there.
Perry
thought, You
have no idea

Phineas
and Ferb stood next to a cliff, clinging onto each other. Ferb, I
never thought it would end this way. These dogs have outsmarted us. I
dont think that anybody can save us now! Phineas was dang
wrong! At that instant, Perry jumped in between Phineas and Ferb and
the wild dogs. Phineas stated, Perry! Youre okay! Perry
thought, Of
course Im okay! I can take care of myself! What do you take me
for? Candace?

Ferb muttered, Yeah, you have a point. She cant last a day
without modern food like McDonalds! The dogs growled. Oh,
look. Weve got ourselves a little meal-to-go!
growled
one. Another one thought, First
well eat the little bite-sized one. Then well wash him down
with the two lost kids!

Perry
gathered all his courage and stated, You
will
not
hurt Phineas and
Ferb!
I care about them. Ive known them longer than you! Why dont you
go pilfer food from trash cans?!

The first dog said, We
used to do that, but since these two kids stumbled in, we figured,
humans must taste yummy! Bears sure like em!

Perry realized the only way to save Phineas and Ferb was to fight.
But one platypus against 15 dogs? Not very good odds. Ferb decided to
do something drastic. I cant believe Im doing this butIll
help you Perry! What?
No! Its to dangerous for a kid!
Its
dangerous for a platypus, too, but youre doing it! Perry
sighed. Ferb did have a point. I
guess safety in numbers
is
the best thing. SoI hope you know what youre doing.
Ferb
sighed. I do, Perry. Im saving my family! Then the 15-year
old pointed into the trees. Look! Steak! All the dogs turned
their heads. Phineas, run! Phineas dashed away, looking for
help. Perry sighed. Ferb was being foolish. But he made that choice,
not Perry. Ferb and Perry each went at a dog. Perry slid under the
dog that appeared to be the head, erbrain, of the group. Then,
using the same tactic as with Doofenshmirtz, tripped the dog with his
tail.

Ferb
was trying to make himself taller than the dog that he was facing.
That did not work out as well as Perrys tactic. Ferb shouted,
Perry! I could use a little help over here! Perry ran and
knocked the dog off of Ferb. Okay.
Now you go, too. Its too dangerous. I cant risk losing any
member of my family.

Ferb said in protest, Well, neither can I! Ive had enough
losses. I cant afford to lose another one of my family! He
tugged on one dogs tail. Big mistake. The dog turned and growled
at Ferb. Thinking fast, Ferb grabbed a stick and started whacking it
to and fro!

Perry
was amazed at this tactic. He had to try it sometime! He had
hesitated for too long. During this distraction, the dog that Perry
had tripped had come in for an attack. Ferb saw the dog sneaking up
on Perry. Perry! Look out! It was too late, the dog and Perry
tumbled down a small hill. Perry was cornered against a rock. Okay.
If youre going to kill me, just do it fast. I dont want to
suffer.

The dog growled. Oh,
dont worry. I promise that itll be a swift, almost painless
death.
Perry!
Perry closed his eyes, expecting the end. Nothing. Go
ahead. Kill me. What are you waiting for?
The
dog replied, Witnesses.
I need more than one witness for it to be fun.

At that moment, Karl stumbled in. Agent P! The dog smirked.
Perfect
timing.
Perry
prepared for his swift death. The dog yelped. What
the-?! A stick?! Hey! Stop poking me with that thing!

Perry opened his eyes. Karl was poking the dog with a stick. Agent
P? Are you okay. Perry, still frightened from this near death
experience, stuttered, I-I-I
guess. B-b-but I d-d-dunno about Ferb!

Karl looked up at the top of the hill. All he saw were a bunch of
dogs moving in on something. UmI dont see him. CLANG! The
dog was hit in the head with a frying pan. Karl looked at Perry,
Youre welcome!

Perry
ran as fast as he could, determined to see if Ferb was okay. As he
got to the top of the hill, all the other dogs were running off. Ferb
was lying on the ground, bleeding really bad. Oh
my gosh. Ferb!

(Ferb fans, stop reading if you dont wanna know what happens next)
Perry ran to his owner. Oh,
Ferb. Ferb, are you okay?
Not
really. Just dont blame yourself, Perry. It was all my idea to
stay and help. Yeah,
but I let you!
Perry,
listen to me. I know you didnt want me to stay behind, but I
couldnt risk losing you. Not again. Phineas was sad enough when
you were just missing. Think about how sad he would be if you died.
But,
Ferb, hell be sad about you, too!
Well,
it doesnt matter. I was causing him to pay almost no attention to
you. The only time he took notice was when you disappear every day.

Perry
sighed. He didnt know that Ferb felt like an obstruction between
Phineas and Perry. Im
sorry, Ferb. I-I didnt realize-

Perry, just tell Phineas that I-that I loved him. He was a great
brother. With that, Ferb gave one last breath, then he was gone.
FerbFerbFerb,
no! No, not Ferb. Ferb!
Perry
realized that it was too late. Ferb wouldnt have survived even if
he did make it to the hospital. Agent P, you did what you had to
do. Everyone must suffer losses in life. Trust me, I know. Perry
sighed. But,
Karl, he felt like he was causing Phineas to pay more attention to
him than to me. He thinks thats why I disappeared! So its
really
my
fault!

Karl sighed. It would be hard to get Perry through this loss. Little
did Perry know, that Phineas was on his way to his house to find
Candace, his mom, and his step-dad.

Mom!
Dad! Candace! Anybody home? Phineas had made it. He had made it
all the way home. Hey, Perry, Ferb! We made it! We made it all the
way- He looked behind him. Perry? Ferb? Hello? Phineas had
no clue that right now, Perry was crying, walking home, thinking
about Ferb and how much he liked the boy. Phineas heard a familiar
chatter. Perry. The red-haired boy whirled around and ran to Perry.
Perry! Im so glad youre alive! Its good to see you
again! Perry sniffed. Perry, whats wrong? Its-Its
Ferb. He-He died while fending off those dogs. He-He said he felt
like he was obstructing our relationship. I-I tried to help, b-but-
but
Phineas
gasped. Ferb? Dead? How? A voice said, Well, he died while
trying to help Perry against those dogs. Phineas looked up. Karl
was looking right depressed. Well, Ill be going now
Phineas,
Im sorry. It wasnt my fault. It was Ferbs decision to stay
and help!
Phineas
put Perry back on the ground and said, Perry, you dont know how
much I liked him! You wouldnt know even if the answer hit you in
the face! Phineas,
wait!
SLAM!
The door slammed shut. Perry gave up. Youll
never get over it, will you?
No!
I wont! Perry walked away as he thought, Neither
will I

(Another
musical number this time by Miley Cyrus)

Sha-la-la-la-laSha-la-la-la-la

You
used to call me your angelSaid I was sent straight down from
HeavenYou’d hold me close in your armsI loved the way you felt so
strongI never wanted you to leaveI wanted you to stay here holding me

Perry
sadly walked into the kitchen, he needed to think things over. The
kitchen was the quietest place to go. As Perry listened to the
rhythmic tapping of water from the faucet, he slowly drifted to
sleep.

I
miss you, I miss your smileAnd I still shed a tear every once and a
whileAnd even though it’s different nowYou’re still here somehowMy
heart won’t let you go, and I need you to knowI miss you, sha-la la
la la, I miss you

Perry
sighed. Sleeping is hard when youve suffered a loss in your life.
Phineas crept into the kitchen, making sure that Perry didnt take
his words seriously. Whew, Phineas whispered, , hes
asleep. I just hope hes okay

You
used to call me your dreamerAnd now I’m livin’ out my dreamOh how I
wish you could seeEverything that’s happening for meI’m thinking back
on the pastIt’s true that time is flying by too fast

Mr.
and Mrs. Flynn and Candace entered the house. They noticed Perry fast
asleep next to the table, and Phineas stroking his fur lovingly. Oh,
theres Phineas. said Mr. Flynn. Candace pointed out, But
Phineas does look a little upset. Phineas whispered, Its
FerbHes dead

I
miss you, I miss your smileAnd I still shed a tear every once and a
whileAnd even though it’s different nowYou’re still here somehowMy
heart won’t let you go, and I need you to knowI miss you, sha-la la
la la, I miss you

Ferbdead?
Candace muttered. Mr. Flynn gasped. But how? Phineas replied,
Thats the question. How?

I
know your in a better place, (yeah)But I wish that I could see your
face (oh)I know youre where you need to beEven though it’s not
here with me

I
miss you, I miss your smileAnd I still shed a tear every once and a
whileAnd even though it’s different nowYou’re still here somehowMy
heart won’t let you go, and I need you to knowI miss you, sha-la la
la laI miss you, I miss your smileAnd I still shed a tear every once
and a whileAnd even though it’s different nowYou’re still here
somehowMy heart won’t let you go, and I need you to knowI miss you,
sha-la la la la, I miss you

(that
musical number is over)

Chapter Three Complete. (Whew! Very long!)

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