Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Its About Time Karls Version Chapter 1
Its
About Time!
Karls
Version
A
Screenplay By Brandie Delanie
KARL,
NARRATING:
Well,
you know Its About Time! with dinosaur chases and
Doofenshmirtz replacing Agent P with a stupid panda. But heres how
it was for me. I was always a Titanic
lover. The movie and the actual ship, Ill have you know. I wanted
to know why something like that could happen, when
ZAP!
KARL:
What
the–?!
KARL,
NARRATING:
I
went rushing to see what just happened, and when I saw it, I didnt
know whether to laugh or to go and beat the tar out of Doofenshmirtz.
KARL
sees MONOGRAM frozen solid
KARL
stifles a laugh
KARL,
NARRATING:
Monogram
was frozen solid, it was just so funny. But then, I realized that
Agent P would be coming any second. So I stepped to the side and
waited until
PERRY
enters
PERRY
sees MONOGRAM frozen solid
PERRY
waves his arms about to try to gets MONOGRAMs attention
KARL:
UmAgent
PHey, its me. Karlthe intern. Weve got a bit of a
situation here. Major Monogram has been frozen like this pretty
much
all day. Solid as a rock.
KARL
accidentally knocks MONOGRAM over
KARL:
Oops.
Sorry. Any-who, if the Major were able to–Well, Im sure hed
say ouch first, am I right?
KARL
stifles a laugh
KARL:
Seriously,
though. Im sure hed say Doofenshmirtz was up to something
and you should get to the bottom of it. Good luck, Agent P.
PERRY
exits
KARL,
NARRATING:
Well,
from there, I didnt have much of a choice but to wait. I had just
gotten comfortable with my Titanic
book when Agent D and Agent Kitty got in a fight. Apparently having
another one of those cats-hate-dogs-and-vice-versa spells.
KARL:
All
right, there, break it up, guys! Break it up!
AGENT
D bites KARL on the butt
KARL:
OW!
HEYYYY! NO FAIR!
KARL
gets pulled into the fight
Several
minutes later
KARL
had done a Dr. Phil and gotten AGENT D and AGENT KITTY to stop
fighting
But,
on the down side, KARL had had a tough time breaking up the fighting
long enough to get them to work things out. So now hes pretty worn
out.
KARL:
(pant)
(pant) Whew! Im glad I got that worked out. (pant)
KARL
collapses on the floor, tired
KARL:
Hows
that for a days wor–zzzzzzzz
KARL,
NARRATING:
It
was only a few minutes later that I woke up with a start. Agent P was
back. My first thought was, How long was I asleep? But when I
went to see Agent P, I nearly cried. He just looked so sad. I felt a
burning anger at Doofenshmirtz. What had he done to make Agent P so
sad? After several minutes, Agent P took one look at me before
bursting into sobs. For a second, I wanted to kill Doofenshmirtz. I
hesitated before asking:
KARL:
Whats
wrong, Agent P?
KARL,
NARRATING:
I
didnt really expect much of an answer, becausewell, Agent P
cant talk. But what really surprised me was that he actually wrote
it down.
THE
PAPER THAT PERRY WROTE ON:
Doofenshmirtz
replaced me with a panda. Peter the Panda.
KARL:
Why
that dirty, lousy, stinking son of a–
PERRY:
Ahem
KARL:
Uhheh,
heh. Sorry.
KARL,
NARRATING:
I
almost swore there. Good thing Agent P caught me in mid-sentence.
KARL:
Agent
P, you hated Doofenshmirtz. But now youre upset that he replaced
you? This doesnt make any sense
PERRY:
I
know. I dont know why Im so upset. He hated me too, so why am I
so upset?
KARL:
Hey,
maybe you and Doofenshmirtz should go on that parody of Dr.
Phil,
Dr. Feelbetter. Stupid name, stupid host, funny problems. Like in one
episode, there was this boyfriend and girlfriend that didnt agree
with each other, so Dr. Feelbetter had them throw stuff at each
other. That episode was called The Throw-Things-At-Each-Other
Day!
KARL
tries not to laugh
He
cant hold it back much longer so he finishes off with
KARL:
So,
Agent P, you go and get Doofenshmirtz back!
PERRY:
Youre
absolutely right!
PERRY
leaves, then KARL bursts into laughter
KARL:
It
was like, so funny when the girlfriend threw the duck at the
boyfriend. But I dont think the duck thought so!
(hahahahahahahahaha)
KARL,
NARRATING:
For
a while, nothing much happened. I just got some antiseptic on those
cat scratches and then I decided to watch Dr. Feelbetter. You saw the
episode, you know what happened. I nearly cried when Agent P decided
to forgive Doofenshmirtz. It was just so emotional. But when I found
out that it was a trap, I nearly hit myself. Stupid me. I had
everything happen the way Doofenshmirtz wanted it to happen. I
couldnt watch, because I thought the worst was about to happen.
But when I heard fighting sounds coming from the TV, I felt that
Agent P was fighting with Doofenshmirtz again. I was half right. It
wasnt just Doofenshmirtz. All the other agents and evil scientists
were fighting too. Soon, everything was back to normal. Almost
everything
KARL:
Too
bad Major Monogram was frozen. He missed all the fun.
MONOGRAM:
What
did I miss?
KARL:
EVERYTHING!
Agent P got replaced, then he went on Dr. Feelbetter, then Agent P
and Doofenshmirtz started fighting again, andandand
MONOGRAM:
Remind
me never to give you coffee.
KARL:
Huh?
KARL,
NARRATING:
And
all was right with the world again. The end.
A/N:
Yeah, I know. Crappy. But I was bored. The ending was a little corny,
but I couldnt come up with anything else. So(hides behind
bulletproof screen) Dont hurt meeee!